m.reader

hello and welcome!

i'm the new and improved @kaithesimp :))

i write for...

arcane

mob psycho 100 (have not yet gotten to s2 :))

rick and morty

stardew valley

undertale

I WILL NOT WRITE

non-con of any kind, she/her pronouns, voyeurism, minor-adult relationships, incest

keep in mind that if I find out you are following this account and are a woman I will have to block you :)

Here take some messy drawings I did for the second au I'm working on. It's gonna be called Call my name in abandon or CMNIA cause Call my name in abandon is just a lil long.

A lil bit of info on it:

Davey is a robotics engineer and weapons manufacturer. He sells weapons to basically anyone that can afford them and overall makes all his shit illegally.

Hes a bit of an asshole but his cynical outlook on the world really got bad after his childhood friend and only reason to have even a shred of hope in this world was murdered in front of him several years ago.

His name was Jasper McGadden and he was killed by Mr. McGadden's boss as calaterral for sabotaging a large shipment that was ment to go to the enemies side.

His boss was Cameron C. Campbell, a wicked man that thrived on power and shady business. After he killed Jasper Davey swore that not only would he run his business into the ground an show everyone in the city the truth about what this man does behind everyone's backs but he'd kill him with his own two hands.

▪︎David started strictly going by Davey awhile after Jasper died and he ran away. Davey is a nickname Jasper came up with for him but he told him to stop calling him it cause it sounded stupid so after his death he took on the nickname as if it were his actual name.

one of the few times that Hannibal seriously considered killing Will

he really hitched himself to a man that uses an all in one shampoo huh

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will: guys hannibal’s the killer

everyone: what? noooo, he’s just a nice european man :)

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It was a feature where you could see the size of a tumblr user's balls in each post they were in. The more people reblogged directly from them, the bigger their balls.

It was interesting because as soon as a contrarian rant, shit take, insane reply and/or dumb addition was added to a post, you could check these and, inevitably, you'd find a common link responsible for the spread of the shit version of said post, and I just found fascinating how awful tumblrs were interconnected.

Trans Harry Potter House Crests (To Piss of JK Rowling)

Hufflepuff: I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS. FOR THE RECORD, I HAD A NOSEBLEED, I’M NOT A SERIAL KILLER.

Slytherin: But we both know that’s not quite true.

Ravenclaw: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood, just fyi.

Gryffindor: Do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

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