C H A O S

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]

What do you mean killing isn't an act of devotion

they call it committing murder because it's a commitment. it's a more serious commitment than marriage

thinking about the friendships that just dissipate and the unresolved grief that comes with that

did you do it

Incredibly blessed to have lived through both the Destiel-Putin-Election and the Reigen-Sans-Queen-Incident

"Not all men—" you’re so right, Anakin Skywalker would never. He’d do so much worse.

Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

in many ways being alive is about getting to have a little coffee every morning

no more talking stages i have nothing to say