yeah every prophecy sounds fake until an old woman grabs your wrist with impossible strength and starts speaking in riddles
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yeah every prophecy sounds fake until an old woman grabs your wrist with impossible strength and starts speaking in riddles

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sitting in the sun. yes it's gonna take all day. sorry.
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
all hail the 1 million note Piss Post
“everyone is mad at me and they just won’t tell me” —> “no one has said anything about being mad at me and i haven’t done anything to warrant being mad at so if someone is silently fuming about me and not saying anything that’s their problem and actually quite weird of them and i can effortlessly move on with my life”
this took SUCH a huge deal of unlearning because, like so many of you, i came out of a home where being quietly in trouble WAS the default state, and i DID grow up not just with the assumption but borderline religious conviction that Everyone Is Mad At Me, I Am Bad, I Must Exist In A Constant State of Attempting to Pacify The Natural Rage I Inspire In Everyone. and no it actually turns out that my family are the freaks . and yours are too
“this isn’t true because i DEFINITELY silently fume at people in the hopes they’ll figure out what they did and apologize” that’s not good. you shouldn’t do that
“this isn’t true because the ex-friendship that traumatized me ended explosively after they were mad at me and never told me why” that’s not good. they shouldn’t be doing that
“i don’t think this is true because my current friend group is constantly icing me out until i figure out what ive done to upset them and properly apologized without being told” hey thats not good. they should not be doing that
if the peacefulness of your relationship with someone (familial, romantic, friendly, anything) can be destroyed by effective communication/asking them for effective communication, you have got to get out of there. if you can’t get out of there, you’ve got to throw away any ideas about what that person thinks of you because they have their own shit to figure out before they can accurately read anyone else
pride button concepts
not guaranteeing anything, but…
(the general design language will be applied to different hazard symbols and pride flags)
(from left to right) which one do like most?
white background, flag symbol
black background, flag symbol
flag background, black symbol
flag background, white symbol
...and what size? (all are the same price)
1.5 in
2.25 in
3 in
okay now if you HAD to choose between these two
white
black
here are my current ideas:
(the colors definitely need a lot of tweaking so ignore them for now)
feel free to give me your suggestions btw
maybe they should all have hands or figures in them? and each year I could pick a different theme?
what about all hands?
...and one with all bodies
all hands, all bodies, or no theme?
all hands
all bodies
no theme
I don't know if anybody knew this, but as a tattoo artist I will tell you.
During the AIDS crisis of the 1980s and early 1990s, men who had contracted HIV would have the biohazard symbol tattooed prominently (usually on a forearm) to warn potential sexual partners of infection.
This also served as a green light to other infected people that raw encounters were possible, since once infected, one couldn't get RE-infected by a different partner. Might as well enjoy the life you have left, right?
Anyway I think that's an important anecdote and a tiny piece of history.
Yes! I did know this!
That’s why I’m on the fence about using it here— There’s something I really like about the history, but I’m not sure if it’s something appropriate to reference here

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the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
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5 minutes in and I have to take a breath. Oh Nighteyes. Of course Fitz and him would bond. And of course they both would bond to Beloved. Destined to fear and pain and loneliness, all of them. All cubs smoked from their den and forced to live a life of cruelty. Oh my heart.
happy pride everyone
Fool's Errand, Ch. 8

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pride button concepts
not guaranteeing anything, but…
(the general design language will be applied to different hazard symbols and pride flags)
(from left to right) which one do like most?
white background, flag symbol
black background, flag symbol
flag background, black symbol
flag background, white symbol
...and what size? (all are the same price)
1.5 in
2.25 in
3 in
okay now if you HAD to choose between these two
white
black
here are my current ideas:
(the colors definitely need a lot of tweaking so ignore them for now)
feel free to give me your suggestions btw
My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking
M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng
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if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.
(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)
modern medieval fantasies don't have enough weasel-based necromancy
Please elaborate on this topic at length
i think i've made my position clear
anyway here are some medieval discussions of weasels and their necromantic abilities:
gerald of wales: The weasel also, when its young are dying from any hurt, recovers and restores them to life by the use of a yellow flower. We are told by persons who have witnessed the fact, having put the whelp to death to make the experiment, that the weasel brought the flower in its mouth, and first applied it to the wound, and then to the mouth, nostrils, and other orifices of the little animal, that it might inhale the odor, by which, through the efficacious touch of the plant, breath was restored, though life seemed extinct, some slight and imperceptible vestiges of it only having remained.
aberdeen bestiary: it is said, also, that they are skilled in healing, so that if by chance their young are killed, and their parents succeed in finding them, they can bring their offspring back to life.
thomas of cantimpré: Accordingly they are said to be expert in all the arts of medicine, so that, if they find their offspring dead, they make them naturally recuperate by means of a herb
also in marie de france's lai eliduc, guildeluec uses a flower she got from a weasel that was resurrecting its weasel friend to resurrect guilliadon
conclusion:
behold, a necromancer
[more about medieval weasel beliefs]
Instead of a stoic hero and a chatty villain or a chatty hero and a stoic villian imagine if they’re both chatty. Just, the villian trying their best to kill the hero while the two of them have a in-depth discussion about their opinion of pumpkin spice
Villian: *shoots laser* No but seriously orange is a really fun color
Hero, dodging: but your entire room? I’m not painting my entire room orange
Villain: *stabs at the hero and misses* well then why did you ask my opinion on paint colors if you’re not going to listen
The Princess Bride
Holy shit
Megamind

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