Keysmashedpotato

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

something about fitzchivalry farseer - a boy perpetually unable to break from the path he's been set on and free himself of the cycle of generational harm - forcing the great wheel of time off its tracks. killing his destiny, ripping the world from the bounds of known time, refusing the universe itself. all in order to save his beloved.

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Why is everybody acting like Eva Stratt is super morally grey and complicated??? Her only "dilemma" was should i send ONE blonde loser to space OR let the whole planet and idk fucking milkyway die

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

we dont chaos kill that many people.

Let’s all actually do this

im a protected species you fucking asshole

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

i’m going to kill- im fine. i’m chill. im going to fucking kill- im zen. im good. IM GOING TO KILL-

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get