Known Some Call Is Air Am

all my haters become ejaculators when I utilize the grapefruit of success

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

microdosing on someone putting their cigarette out on me by using my bugbite zapper thing

it’s pretty sick actually. if u enjoy the sensation of getting burned for 1 singular second and then no pain after id def recommend it

It’s basically the same effect. I use the tennis racket one & it has the same shock + no after effect. Also it’s sillyyyyuyy

i wish people in fandom spaces wouldn't couch the (alleged) crimes of creators in such vague terms. "Gaiman is controversial right now" NO, Gaiman has been accused of rape by several women. "DC probably won't reprint a lot of 90s green lantern because Gerard Jones is problematic." NO, Gerard Jones was convicted of possession of child pornography. "controversial" and "problematic" do not accurately convey what is going on remotely and if anything play down what these people have done.

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

writing was invented for administrative purposes so really any other use of it is a perversion of the form

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

let me get what I want please please please

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

pov you are being snorfled

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.