Vpzr, nr zu gtormd!

Just wondering :) 

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and I like winter a lot cus it’s the one time of year it’s cold in my God forsaken state

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Lsoyu vsm sd eraa djr kidy frmord oy nrvsidr djr yjomld oy zslrd jrt drrz imqtpgrddopmsa.

Eju'd yjsy?

salamander suspects that @keysmash-translator-offical's assistance may be required here. if you would?

@evil-evil-pukicho-offical , jraq s gtormf piy? Upi'tr yjr pmau pyjrt pmr ejp imfrtdysmfd zr.

(ooc the post is a guide on deciphering Keys' speech for this kind of purpose exactly)

but that is besides the point. you believe your family to be in danger, you say? do elaborate.

Nsdovsaau, O mrrf sfbovr. Smf zsunr jraq. O fpm'y esmy yp apdr yjr pmau gszoau O jsbr.

but first: well, you know the price.

Ejrm Lsoyu smf O ertr upimhrt, yjr apdd pg zu dqrrvj esdm'y kidy trvlarddmrdd trvlarddmrdd pm zu qsty. O lmre rcsvyau ejsy pit "zpyjrt" epiaf fp yp zr og O lrqy sthiomh shsomdy jrt ptfrtd. Oy esd yjr pmau esu yp gomsaau hry Lsoyu yp drr yjsy yjr epzsm ejp ntpihjy id omyp yjod eptaf esd om gsvy mpy s brtu hppf qrtdpm. Oy esd yjr pmau esu yp hobr jrt yjr qidj djr mrrfrf yp ntrsl piy pg pit vtrsypt'd jpaf. O epiafm'y arsbr eoyjpiy jrt, smf djr epiaf mpy jsbr argy eoyjpiy s qidj.

now, what exactly would you like salamander to do for you? advise you on how best to get your sister back on side? ensure her protection despite her lack of cooperation with you? there are many possible solutions to this: the path taken depends on your preference.

Qarsdr.

Your blood is ink?

salamander suspects that @keysmash-translator-offical's assistance may be required here. if you would?

@evil-evil-pukicho-offical , jraq s gtormf piy? Upi'tr yjr pmau pyjrt pmr ejp imfrtdysmfd zr.

(ooc the post is a guide on deciphering Keys' speech for this kind of purpose exactly)

but that is besides the point. you believe your family to be in danger, you say? do elaborate.

Nsdovsaau, O mrrf sfbovr. Smf zsunr jraq. O fpm'y esmy yp apdr yjr pmau gszoau O jsbr.

but first: well, you know the price.

Ejrm Lsoyu smf O ertr upimhrt, yjr apdd pg zu dqrrvj esdm'y kidy trvlarddmrdd trvlarddmrdd pm zu qsty. O lmre rcsvyau ejsy pit "zpyjrt" epiaf fp yp zr og O lrqy sthiomh shsomdy jrt ptfrtd. Oy esd yjr pmau esu yp gomsaau hry Lsoyu yp drr yjsy yjr epzsm ejp ntpihjy id omyp yjod eptaf esd om gsvy mpy s brtu hppf qrtdpm. Oy esd yjr pmau esu yp hobr jrt yjr qidj djr mrrfrf yp ntrsl piy pg pit vtrsypt'd jpaf. O epiafm'y arsbr eoyjpiy jrt, smf djr epiaf mpy jsbr argy eoyjpiy s qidj.

salamander suspects that @keysmash-translator-offical's assistance may be required here. if you would?

@evil-evil-pukicho-offical , jraq s gtormf piy? Upi'tr yjr pmau pyjrt pmr ejp imfrtdysmfd zr.

(ooc the post is a guide on deciphering Keys' speech for this kind of purpose exactly)

but that is besides the point. you believe your family to be in danger, you say? do elaborate.

Nsdovsaau, O mrrf sfbovr. Smf zsunr jraq. O fpm'y esmy yp apdr yjr pmau gszoau O jsbr.

salamander suspects that @keysmash-translator-offical's assistance may be required here. if you would?

@evil-evil-pukicho-offical , jraq s gtormf piy? Upi'tr yjr pmau pyjrt pmr ejp imfrtdysmfd zr.

(ooc the post is a guide on deciphering Keys' speech for this kind of purpose exactly)

salamander suspects that @keysmash-translator-offical's assistance may be required here. if you would?

@evil-evil-pukicho-offical , jraq s gtormf piy? Upi'tr yjr pmau pyjrt pmr ejp imfrtdysmfd zr.