salamandra salamandra

@eredin-offical

Vesemir is the old man, Zireael is the girl. But the humans call her "Ciri".

imagine getting got by vesemir. legendarily awful manoeuvre

infantile.

Hello salamander

you're still around, are you? how... pleasant.

What does that mean? We haven't even met

I have no clue what you mean by exploits and I don't know who you are and who did you mistake me for?

Hello salamander

you're still around, are you? how... pleasant.

What does that mean? We haven't even met

Why don't we work together Salamander. Conquer the stars. You have most of the territories. I keep them in line.

I am not one to cower, I'm afraid.

rude

How does it make me rude? I simply do not see you as a figure I should cower from.

salamander tells you to cower, and you outright decline to. that is rudeness incarnate.

You are not in a position to demand. If a child demanded you to give them something, would you be inclined to? Of course not. I do not cower to you as you have nothing over me.

there's a reason salamander is calling you rude, and not, say, cutting away a portion of your essence. cowering is a pleasantry; you have thus failed to be pleasant.

Saying "Hello" is a pleasantry. Giving a polite smile or nod of the head is a pleasantry. You demanding I abandon all self respect to cower in your mere presence is not a pleasantry. I could care less of your threats and demands. If anyone is being rude, it is you for making demands in the first moments of conversation without exchanging true pleasantries.

You really thing that little of me to assume my natural reaction is to run from you? That's very insulting. Your "request" to cower was taken as a demand since you saw it as rude to dismiss it. And yes, I do think of you as a toddler, if you must know.

how very petulant of you. what slight did salamander conduct, to deserve such treatment?

Nothing. I'm giving you the same treatment I would give to anyone. You call me petulant, but it you who is acting childish, getting all upset about not getting your way.

who here took offense at a turn of phrase, again?

You, to be precise. I simply said no and you have decided to call names.

rude is not a name. it's an adjective, and an apt one at that.

Then you are the one who has decided to call adjectives. Really, I have not taken offence to anything. Just pointing out where you are being childish.

salamander is unaware of whatever has got you in such a mood, frankly. one would think one so storied as yourself would have been around long enough to identify a joke.

Mhm. Yeah, ok. We both know you weren't joking, but that's ok.

does 'cower, and such' not strike you as tongue in cheek? is not the descriptor 'rude' innately playful? come now, surely you have some conception of jest?

and what has brought you to that conclusion? are amphibians not permitted a sense of humour, in your eyes?

Not all amphibians, no. Im sure plenty of them are just down right hilarious. But it is you who is not the one to jest. Do you assume I would simply judge a book by its cover rather than take the time to understand it fully?

if you think of salamander as that dry, you have surely missed the endless puns and clever turns of phrase that make up almost all of salamander's cadence. sure, you're far too young and far too local to have heard of any of the referents, but still.

I am not one to cower, I'm afraid.

rude

How does it make me rude? I simply do not see you as a figure I should cower from.

salamander tells you to cower, and you outright decline to. that is rudeness incarnate.

You are not in a position to demand. If a child demanded you to give them something, would you be inclined to? Of course not. I do not cower to you as you have nothing over me.

there's a reason salamander is calling you rude, and not, say, cutting away a portion of your essence. cowering is a pleasantry; you have thus failed to be pleasant.

Saying "Hello" is a pleasantry. Giving a polite smile or nod of the head is a pleasantry. You demanding I abandon all self respect to cower in your mere presence is not a pleasantry. I could care less of your threats and demands. If anyone is being rude, it is you for making demands in the first moments of conversation without exchanging true pleasantries.

You really thing that little of me to assume my natural reaction is to run from you? That's very insulting. Your "request" to cower was taken as a demand since you saw it as rude to dismiss it. And yes, I do think of you as a toddler, if you must know.

how very petulant of you. what slight did salamander conduct, to deserve such treatment?

Nothing. I'm giving you the same treatment I would give to anyone. You call me petulant, but it you who is acting childish, getting all upset about not getting your way.

who here took offense at a turn of phrase, again?

You, to be precise. I simply said no and you have decided to call names.

rude is not a name. it's an adjective, and an apt one at that.

Then you are the one who has decided to call adjectives. Really, I have not taken offence to anything. Just pointing out where you are being childish.

salamander is unaware of whatever has got you in such a mood, frankly. one would think one so storied as yourself would have been around long enough to identify a joke.

Mhm. Yeah, ok. We both know you weren't joking, but that's ok.

does 'cower, and such' not strike you as tongue in cheek? is not the descriptor 'rude' innately playful? come now, surely you have some conception of jest?

and what has brought you to that conclusion? are amphibians not permitted a sense of humour, in your eyes?

I am not one to cower, I'm afraid.

rude

How does it make me rude? I simply do not see you as a figure I should cower from.

salamander tells you to cower, and you outright decline to. that is rudeness incarnate.

You are not in a position to demand. If a child demanded you to give them something, would you be inclined to? Of course not. I do not cower to you as you have nothing over me.

there's a reason salamander is calling you rude, and not, say, cutting away a portion of your essence. cowering is a pleasantry; you have thus failed to be pleasant.

Saying "Hello" is a pleasantry. Giving a polite smile or nod of the head is a pleasantry. You demanding I abandon all self respect to cower in your mere presence is not a pleasantry. I could care less of your threats and demands. If anyone is being rude, it is you for making demands in the first moments of conversation without exchanging true pleasantries.

You really thing that little of me to assume my natural reaction is to run from you? That's very insulting. Your "request" to cower was taken as a demand since you saw it as rude to dismiss it. And yes, I do think of you as a toddler, if you must know.

how very petulant of you. what slight did salamander conduct, to deserve such treatment?

Nothing. I'm giving you the same treatment I would give to anyone. You call me petulant, but it you who is acting childish, getting all upset about not getting your way.

who here took offense at a turn of phrase, again?

You, to be precise. I simply said no and you have decided to call names.

rude is not a name. it's an adjective, and an apt one at that.

Then you are the one who has decided to call adjectives. Really, I have not taken offence to anything. Just pointing out where you are being childish.

salamander is unaware of whatever has got you in such a mood, frankly. one would think one so storied as yourself would have been around long enough to identify a joke.

Mhm. Yeah, ok. We both know you weren't joking, but that's ok.

does 'cower, and such' not strike you as tongue in cheek? is not the descriptor 'rude' innately playful? come now, surely you have some conception of jest?

Ah, great, the amphibian is back. How was it as a rock, Salamander?

frankly, salamander had rather forgotten the rock fiasco. you don't think that that's what prompted the conspicuous absence, do you? salamander had forgotten just how obtuse you could be.

A fiasco? You spent an entire age collecting moss, and you call it a fiasco. Be glad I did not use you to build a fortress wall.

it was barely a month, eredin. or are you so addled as to have lost your grasp on the passage of time, too?

It sure seemed like an age, lizard.

that makes sense. after all, any time spent without the pleasure of salamander's company must feel absolutely tortuous for one such as yourself, mustn't it.

Do not flatter yourself, because quite frankly, you completely faded from my memory. So I would not say so.

already suppressing the trauma that being without salamander's presence felt? that can't be healthy.

Do you wish to test my patience?

do you have patience? salamander has certainly never seen evidence of such an aspect.

I do, but I may not in a few seconds.

salamander had forgotten quite how easily antagonised you are. if there is one thing you are good at, it is working yourself up into a rage over nothing.

It is not "nothing" when an inferior creature forgets its place. It is merely a warning before their execution.

you're working yourself up over your own insubordination? fascinating.

There are powers in this world I might respect, but you are not one of them. Do not mistake my patience for a lack of power to end you.

you are cute, aren't you. you've been going on like this for as long as salamander has known you, yet have made no move. if salamander didn't know better, salamander would have said you were scared. but you'd never admit to that, would you?

Keep talking, Salamander. Every word you speak only makes the inevitable conclusion that much more satisfying. You see, I calculate my attacks and wait for the perfect moment to strike. You do not understand my tactical mindset, do you?

'tactical mindset' he says, despite the fact that he has never witnessed a battle he did not rashly charge into. really, eredin: don't kid yourself.

Ah, great, the amphibian is back. How was it as a rock, Salamander?

frankly, salamander had rather forgotten the rock fiasco. you don't think that that's what prompted the conspicuous absence, do you? salamander had forgotten just how obtuse you could be.

A fiasco? You spent an entire age collecting moss, and you call it a fiasco. Be glad I did not use you to build a fortress wall.

it was barely a month, eredin. or are you so addled as to have lost your grasp on the passage of time, too?

It sure seemed like an age, lizard.

that makes sense. after all, any time spent without the pleasure of salamander's company must feel absolutely tortuous for one such as yourself, mustn't it.

Do not flatter yourself, because quite frankly, you completely faded from my memory. So I would not say so.

already suppressing the trauma that being without salamander's presence felt? that can't be healthy.

Do you wish to test my patience?

do you have patience? salamander has certainly never seen evidence of such an aspect.

I do, but I may not in a few seconds.

salamander had forgotten quite how easily antagonised you are. if there is one thing you are good at, it is working yourself up into a rage over nothing.

It is not "nothing" when an inferior creature forgets its place. It is merely a warning before their execution.

you're working yourself up over your own insubordination? fascinating.

There are powers in this world I might respect, but you are not one of them. Do not mistake my patience for a lack of power to end you.

you are cute, aren't you. you've been going on like this for as long as salamander has known you, yet have made no move. if salamander didn't know better, salamander would have said you were scared. but you'd never admit to that, would you?

Ah, great, the amphibian is back. How was it as a rock, Salamander?

frankly, salamander had rather forgotten the rock fiasco. you don't think that that's what prompted the conspicuous absence, do you? salamander had forgotten just how obtuse you could be.

A fiasco? You spent an entire age collecting moss, and you call it a fiasco. Be glad I did not use you to build a fortress wall.

it was barely a month, eredin. or are you so addled as to have lost your grasp on the passage of time, too?

It sure seemed like an age, lizard.

that makes sense. after all, any time spent without the pleasure of salamander's company must feel absolutely tortuous for one such as yourself, mustn't it.

Do not flatter yourself, because quite frankly, you completely faded from my memory. So I would not say so.

already suppressing the trauma that being without salamander's presence felt? that can't be healthy.

Do you wish to test my patience?

do you have patience? salamander has certainly never seen evidence of such an aspect.

I do, but I may not in a few seconds.

salamander had forgotten quite how easily antagonised you are. if there is one thing you are good at, it is working yourself up into a rage over nothing.

It is not "nothing" when an inferior creature forgets its place. It is merely a warning before their execution.

you're working yourself up over your own insubordination? fascinating.

I am not one to cower, I'm afraid.

rude

How does it make me rude? I simply do not see you as a figure I should cower from.

salamander tells you to cower, and you outright decline to. that is rudeness incarnate.

You are not in a position to demand. If a child demanded you to give them something, would you be inclined to? Of course not. I do not cower to you as you have nothing over me.

there's a reason salamander is calling you rude, and not, say, cutting away a portion of your essence. cowering is a pleasantry; you have thus failed to be pleasant.

Saying "Hello" is a pleasantry. Giving a polite smile or nod of the head is a pleasantry. You demanding I abandon all self respect to cower in your mere presence is not a pleasantry. I could care less of your threats and demands. If anyone is being rude, it is you for making demands in the first moments of conversation without exchanging true pleasantries.

You really thing that little of me to assume my natural reaction is to run from you? That's very insulting. Your "request" to cower was taken as a demand since you saw it as rude to dismiss it. And yes, I do think of you as a toddler, if you must know.

how very petulant of you. what slight did salamander conduct, to deserve such treatment?

Nothing. I'm giving you the same treatment I would give to anyone. You call me petulant, but it you who is acting childish, getting all upset about not getting your way.

who here took offense at a turn of phrase, again?

You, to be precise. I simply said no and you have decided to call names.

rude is not a name. it's an adjective, and an apt one at that.

Then you are the one who has decided to call adjectives. Really, I have not taken offence to anything. Just pointing out where you are being childish.

salamander is unaware of whatever has got you in such a mood, frankly. one would think one so storied as yourself would have been around long enough to identify a joke.

Hello salamander

you're still around, are you? how... pleasant.

Ah, great, the amphibian is back. How was it as a rock, Salamander?

frankly, salamander had rather forgotten the rock fiasco. you don't think that that's what prompted the conspicuous absence, do you? salamander had forgotten just how obtuse you could be.

A fiasco? You spent an entire age collecting moss, and you call it a fiasco. Be glad I did not use you to build a fortress wall.

it was barely a month, eredin. or are you so addled as to have lost your grasp on the passage of time, too?

It sure seemed like an age, lizard.

that makes sense. after all, any time spent without the pleasure of salamander's company must feel absolutely tortuous for one such as yourself, mustn't it.

Do not flatter yourself, because quite frankly, you completely faded from my memory. So I would not say so.

already suppressing the trauma that being without salamander's presence felt? that can't be healthy.

Do you wish to test my patience?

do you have patience? salamander has certainly never seen evidence of such an aspect.

I do, but I may not in a few seconds.

salamander had forgotten quite how easily antagonised you are. if there is one thing you are good at, it is working yourself up into a rage over nothing.

Why don't we work together Salamander. Conquer the stars. You have most of the territories. I keep them in line.

Ah, great, the amphibian is back. How was it as a rock, Salamander?

frankly, salamander had rather forgotten the rock fiasco. you don't think that that's what prompted the conspicuous absence, do you? salamander had forgotten just how obtuse you could be.

A fiasco? You spent an entire age collecting moss, and you call it a fiasco. Be glad I did not use you to build a fortress wall.

it was barely a month, eredin. or are you so addled as to have lost your grasp on the passage of time, too?

It sure seemed like an age, lizard.

that makes sense. after all, any time spent without the pleasure of salamander's company must feel absolutely tortuous for one such as yourself, mustn't it.

Do not flatter yourself, because quite frankly, you completely faded from my memory. So I would not say so.

already suppressing the trauma that being without salamander's presence felt? that can't be healthy.

Do you wish to test my patience?

do you have patience? salamander has certainly never seen evidence of such an aspect.