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alright. salamander's back. cower, and such.

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thighhighs-offical

Name any other clothing article.

I'm better than them 100%

Convince me otherwise

salamander-offical

you are severely outmatched by the humble ruff.

thighhighs-offical

And im still better!

salamander-offical

don't kid yourself

can you imagine salamander in thighhighs? no, of course not.

you can, however, imagine salamander in a ruff. thus, the ruff is the superior item.

thighhighs-offical

Did you even try wearing me?

salamander-offical

tell salamander how salamander would wear you. or draw it, if you are so inclined. salamander does not care which.

thighhighs-offical

well easy.

Get a small pair and put them on all four legs!

salamander-offical

even were salamander to find some way of wearing thighhighs, they would still fall short of salamander's preferred garb.

a ruff would be far more complimentary, and thus a superior item. perhaps paired with a laurel crown à la napoleon? salamander must consider it.

thighhighs-offical

And thighhighs are still better

salamander-offical

how can a person be quite so confidently incorrect? frankly, it astounds salamander.

thighhighs-offical

Im never wrong!

salamander-offical

wrong again. really racking up that score, aren't you.

thighhighs-offical

Now do a backflip!

salamander-offical

what? are you. are you okay

thighhighs-offical

You have no whimsy? You really are boring...

salamander-offical

whimsy is besides the point. that was a non-sequitur of absurd proportions.

thighhighs-offical

Name any other clothing article.

I'm better than them 100%

Convince me otherwise

salamander-offical

you are severely outmatched by the humble ruff.

thighhighs-offical

And im still better!

salamander-offical

don't kid yourself

can you imagine salamander in thighhighs? no, of course not.

you can, however, imagine salamander in a ruff. thus, the ruff is the superior item.

thighhighs-offical

Did you even try wearing me?

salamander-offical

tell salamander how salamander would wear you. or draw it, if you are so inclined. salamander does not care which.

thighhighs-offical

well easy.

Get a small pair and put them on all four legs!

salamander-offical

even were salamander to find some way of wearing thighhighs, they would still fall short of salamander's preferred garb.

a ruff would be far more complimentary, and thus a superior item. perhaps paired with a laurel crown à la napoleon? salamander must consider it.

thighhighs-offical

And thighhighs are still better

salamander-offical

how can a person be quite so confidently incorrect? frankly, it astounds salamander.

thighhighs-offical

Im never wrong!

salamander-offical

wrong again. really racking up that score, aren't you.

thighhighs-offical

Now do a backflip!

salamander-offical

what? are you. are you okay

thighhighs-offical

Name any other clothing article.

I'm better than them 100%

Convince me otherwise

salamander-offical

you are severely outmatched by the humble ruff.

thighhighs-offical

And im still better!

salamander-offical

don't kid yourself

can you imagine salamander in thighhighs? no, of course not.

you can, however, imagine salamander in a ruff. thus, the ruff is the superior item.

thighhighs-offical

Did you even try wearing me?

salamander-offical

tell salamander how salamander would wear you. or draw it, if you are so inclined. salamander does not care which.

thighhighs-offical

well easy.

Get a small pair and put them on all four legs!

salamander-offical

even were salamander to find some way of wearing thighhighs, they would still fall short of salamander's preferred garb.

a ruff would be far more complimentary, and thus a superior item. perhaps paired with a laurel crown à la napoleon? salamander must consider it.

thighhighs-offical

And thighhighs are still better

salamander-offical

how can a person be quite so confidently incorrect? frankly, it astounds salamander.

thighhighs-offical

Im never wrong!

salamander-offical

wrong again. really racking up that score, aren't you.

thighhighs-offical

Name any other clothing article.

I'm better than them 100%

Convince me otherwise

salamander-offical

you are severely outmatched by the humble ruff.

thighhighs-offical

And im still better!

salamander-offical

don't kid yourself

can you imagine salamander in thighhighs? no, of course not.

you can, however, imagine salamander in a ruff. thus, the ruff is the superior item.

thighhighs-offical

Did you even try wearing me?

salamander-offical

tell salamander how salamander would wear you. or draw it, if you are so inclined. salamander does not care which.

thighhighs-offical

well easy.

Get a small pair and put them on all four legs!

salamander-offical

even were salamander to find some way of wearing thighhighs, they would still fall short of salamander's preferred garb.

a ruff would be far more complimentary, and thus a superior item. perhaps paired with a laurel crown à la napoleon? salamander must consider it.

thighhighs-offical

And thighhighs are still better

salamander-offical

how can a person be quite so confidently incorrect? frankly, it astounds salamander.

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thighhighs-offical

Name any other clothing article.

I'm better than them 100%

Convince me otherwise

salamander-offical

you are severely outmatched by the humble ruff.

thighhighs-offical

And im still better!

salamander-offical

don't kid yourself

can you imagine salamander in thighhighs? no, of course not.

you can, however, imagine salamander in a ruff. thus, the ruff is the superior item.

thighhighs-offical

Did you even try wearing me?

salamander-offical

tell salamander how salamander would wear you. or draw it, if you are so inclined. salamander does not care which.

thighhighs-offical

well easy.

Get a small pair and put them on all four legs!

salamander-offical

even were salamander to find some way of wearing thighhighs, they would still fall short of salamander's preferred garb.

a ruff would be far more complimentary, and thus a superior item. perhaps paired with a laurel crown à la napoleon? salamander must consider it.

thighhighs-offical

Name any other clothing article.

I'm better than them 100%

Convince me otherwise

salamander-offical

you are severely outmatched by the humble ruff.

thighhighs-offical

And im still better!

salamander-offical

don't kid yourself

can you imagine salamander in thighhighs? no, of course not.

you can, however, imagine salamander in a ruff. thus, the ruff is the superior item.

thighhighs-offical

Did you even try wearing me?

salamander-offical

tell salamander how salamander would wear you. or draw it, if you are so inclined. salamander does not care which.

thighhighs-offical

Name any other clothing article.

I'm better than them 100%

Convince me otherwise

salamander-offical

you are severely outmatched by the humble ruff.

thighhighs-offical

And im still better!

salamander-offical

don't kid yourself

can you imagine salamander in thighhighs? no, of course not.

you can, however, imagine salamander in a ruff. thus, the ruff is the superior item.

thighhighs-offical

Name any other clothing article.

I'm better than them 100%

Convince me otherwise

salamander-offical

you are severely outmatched by the humble ruff.

enby-offical

I NEED a lore drop of the officalverse

I hear there’s seasons or some shit

salamander-offical

eh, it went downhill after salamander's rock arc. can you believe they entirely cut salamander from the show for a while? anyway, apparently the new showrunner is bringing salamander back, so it'll probably get good again.

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satan-offical

Ever considered starting fake friendly beef with other niche Tumblr micro celebrities or nah?

I have very real and not fake beef with multiple people, @walmart-the-official , @king-of-oreo , @man-offical , @salamander-offical , some over people

salamander-offical

wait what how did this happen salamander thought we were friends

satan-offical

You plotted against my reign as president of the officalverse

salamander-offical

"plotted" is a little strong. it was a snap decision, really. what else can one do, when presented with full and unambiguous control over a very real and completely not made up military force.

satan-offical

OH MYYY GOD THE YAPPER IS BACK

salamander-offical

better to yap then to slap.

slap.

with a trout

satan-offical

Ever considered starting fake friendly beef with other niche Tumblr micro celebrities or nah?

I have very real and not fake beef with multiple people, @walmart-the-official , @king-of-oreo , @man-offical , @salamander-offical , some over people

salamander-offical

wait what how did this happen salamander thought we were friends

satan-offical

You plotted against my reign as president of the officalverse

salamander-offical

"plotted" is a little strong. it was a snap decision, really. what else can one do, when presented with full and unambiguous control over a very real and completely not made up military force.

satan-offical

Ever considered starting fake friendly beef with other niche Tumblr micro celebrities or nah?

I have very real and not fake beef with multiple people, @walmart-the-official , @king-of-oreo , @man-offical , @salamander-offical , some over people

salamander-offical

wait what how did this happen salamander thought we were friends

viathetorturedpoet

I haven't yapped about my precious axolotl child in a while.........

SHE'S LIVING HER BEST LIFE RN CHAT she had her first live wormies today and she LOVES them. She's only eaten frozen dead bloodworms before which are in her little fishy cube and I reckon she defo prefers to feel the worm moving in front of her. SHE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BABY PREDATOR SHE'S SO CUTE-

Also her colours have been shifting a bit as she's gotten bigger and her little speckles are suuuuper visible now. She looks like a little mini pebble I loooooove her.

She's finally moving in better and it's been a couple of weeks now, maybe longer idk but she's eating like a good lotl :3

I don't have any clear pics of her but she sorta looks like this :3

salamander-offical

7/10.

isawken

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

isawken

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

salamander-offical

#salamander approved

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burning-britains-clone-official

I'm @burning-britain-official s clone so don't mess with me or I'll get you

OOC:

This blog is a joke!

@evilpineapple-offical @breadcrumb-offical @salamander-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical

salamander-offical

one was too many as it was.

I have recieved a request to assassinate you

I shall now proceed

💣

how many times must salamander make clear that, by virtue of salamander's nature as an unbound consciousness, salamander is effectively immortal? unless you mean to kill all salamanders in all conceivable realms, but you'll forgive salamander for doubting your capability to carry out such radical methods.

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