krista

you ever just like “wow that’s my voice? people listen to this clown on a daily basis?”

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half is just hopeless

All my jokes are funny to me bitch you aint gotta laugh i already did

Vibin with one person and ghosting the rest of world>>>

This generation isn’t built on loyalty it’s built on attention

me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm..................................................... unfortunate

I’m a girlfriend and a bro all in one

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn’t ugly

*still uses pinky promises as a legit form of trust*

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly