the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

can you put that thing on a leash?

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

u can either reach me on tumblr dot com or hand written letter

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard