In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

The bugs one bcs I'm immune compromised and bugs carry diseases 👍

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

fingers on my temples, in deep concentration, brain bulging: if i was a supermarket, where would i put the eggs?

so far what this post has taught me is that there is one nationality who seems to be unaware of the fact that many different countries exist in the world with their own different forms of supermarkets... "um just look at the fridge in the back" - what?

inshallah he will be drank

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

@sepiamestus is this how it's supposed to be done

I think that media literacy step one for any video is "why is a camera pointed at this?" If there's no obvious reason for a camera to be pointing that way all the time, someone filmed the video on purpose. We aren't a fly on the wall, we're a deliberate audience.

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually