keurimjanee

The thing about kink discourse: No matter what the kink is, at the end of the day, you're getting mad at adults playing pretend

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

And if it's a fic full of back to back horny maker scenes? I'm all for it. Every scene is meaningful in the scheme of the writer. It's my job, as a reader, to enjoy it, not analyze it.

really everyone you love has something miserably wrong with them or an obvious flaw that won't ever be fixed but like it's up to you what kind of person you can and cannot deal with. someone in my family has anger issues which I can handle and diffuse with no problem, but a person who can't tolerate yelling could not be close to him. another person I know is very anxious & needs constant reassurance and she gets along famously with gentler and more straightforward people than myself, but I can't handle being second guessed all the time. someone who is loosey goosey with their morals wouldn't bother me, but a person with a profound sense of justice makes me feel afraid of getting on their bad side. none of these traits actually make someone a bad person & just because there are personalities I can't handle doesnt mean I'M a bad person either. litany against callout posts for stupid shit and simple incompatibilities we all have to live on this earth together & need to learn how to deal with each other

actually to add to this point having one person leave you due to a flaw they cant tolerate may make you feel fundamentally unlovable but i promise theres a person out there who will look at the same thing in you and find no fault with it

anxiety has you googling shit like can I check books out at the library

deleting their location off my weather app because i don’t care if you’re in a snow storm any more

if you ever need me, just remember im only 6 messages, 8 dms and 12 missed calls away

I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.

This is exactly it, thank you!!

If your values don't extend to people you don't like, they're not your values. They're just a favor you're doing for the people you like.