I just kept talking until I hit upon the shit noone cares about

"cozy bookstore" "cozy cafe with a bookshelf" "omg imagine if there was a place you could just sit and read at" we have this its called the library. you guys want to go to the library. the two college libraries near me have cafes inside and they are open to the public. people need to go to the library

i’m not sensitive nor am I sentimental. nothing can touch me.

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

im high and need to look at some good images what does everyone recommend

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection

im high and need to look at some good images what does everyone recommend

it's so crazy how much worse u can make things by not leaving the bed or house or eating food

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

crazy how your only options for romance these days are to redownload hinge or to give up on love and become a lighthouse keeper. ah well.