kill me

If I had a tail I'd wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care

If I had wings I'd use them to shelter you from the rain. By the way

#if you were abandoned by god's own angels then homebrew is fine (@kaikamahine)

call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

after watching the shrek movie i politely bowed to the screen and left without a fuss.

liar.

Ok i did the shrek walk. this site sucks anyway

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between "cussing" and "cursing."

IT HAS A PROPER NAME?!

posts that provide surprise knowledge, balancing out posts that provide net zero knowledge gained, what a rich ecosystem we live in

I do that too with some guys but ours dont glow red

Mine does

nobody fucking appreciates me

Oh come on, like little milk sugar boy doesn't love getting his back blown out from time to time.

hey. I just got back from cute people town. everyone there knew you

Yeah they kicked me out years ago

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

id go to like, an olive garden

*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?