dramatic ramblings of a theatrical designer

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

but her appel

as we all know, red dragons breathe right-channel audio, white dragons breathe left-channel audio, and yellow dragons breathe video.

man if I gotta make bad art, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to make this bad art

I AM STILL SO FERAL FOR THIS IT IS SO GOOOODDDD AAAHHHH THANK YOOOUUUUUUU

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

I think being a shapeshifter would fix me

I think one of the starkest illustrations of how incoherent Hasbro's goals for Dungeons & Dragons are is that they made the writers take out all the direct references to dragon-fucking in an effort to render the game more advertiser-friendly, but still insisted upon keeping a bunch of stuff whose narrative context strongly implies dragon-fucking front and centre in the brand identity, so now the Player's Handbook has gotta play coy about where dragon-blooded sorcerers come from.