Warning: Shenanigans!

i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.

he has beautiful doe eyes and im like a ford f-150 going 80mph in the middle of the night

Just had an evil thought. I am morally compromised. Even though I disagreed with it, I still thought it. I cannot be trusted.

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

tumblr users will brand the entire genre of rap as too misogynistic and then go back to writing fanfiction of sanji from one piece

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

“free your mind and your ass will follow” is a phrase always running through my head

mother earth is pregnant for the third time… for yall have knocked her up