I havent even played genshin impact since like after Wanderer released I'm just in love with Scaramouche #beenplayingonandoffsincelike2020 #IlovedhimwhenImethim #Initfortheloveofthegame(wanderer)
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I havent even played genshin impact since like after Wanderer released I'm just in love with Scaramouche #beenplayingonandoffsincelike2020 #IlovedhimwhenImethim #Initfortheloveofthegame(wanderer)

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CHIKU - To Kiss
When you first begin dating Wanderer, it was definitely a slow start.
The man was very emotionally constipated, it was enough that he accepted your confession. (which forcefully brought him to terms with his own feelings)
It took a whole month of everyday casual chatting after that confession for you both to start actually dating, he would seek you out but didn't seem to have much to say afterwards, opting to follow you around like he had nothing better to do.
You had to initiate most things, brushing your fingers against his knuckles, opening your arms to initiate a hug- all which took equally long to actually achieve.
He wouldn't get the hint of holding your hand until one month and a week of dating. Hugs? He was basically stiff as a board the first time you had asked.
"A hug...? Fine." Was what he had first said as you wrapped your arms around his torso, his own arms wrapped stiffly around your own body, almost hovering like he was scared to touch.
(Later on when you began to get a bit insecure about his lack of contact, he opened up he was just scared of hurting you- or the also very faint possibility that you and this moment never existed in the first place.)
So far, the most you had gotten out of Wanderer were the bare basics of physical intimacy, and you were actually content with it. Respecting his pace was fine, after all a relationship with him was already filled with vulnerability he never expressed to anyone (well maybe except Nahida.)
-
You met up with Wanderer- his classes were going on, but the professor had droned on about information they already went over so he opted to step out for a bit, clear his mind.
You found him, also having left class momentarily for no particular reason. How lucky!
You didn't need to say anything as you outstretched your arms for a hug, he'd gotten used to it by now- already well into a year or so. If hugs and hand holding were all he'd give you, you'd definitely take whatever you could.
This time was different, when he came closer, one arm went around your waist while the other covered your eyes.
The action only caused you to giggle, he'd never done this before.
You felt him come close, and before you could ask what he was doing-
You felt something press against your lips, soft, fleeting.
His hand moved from your eyes, lowering to give you a full hug now as you just stared at his face, the slightest smile etched onto his lips.
He had kissed you.
Hii this was just a short thing I thought up of which is based off of my own first kiss lmfao 😭 oml how chud is this I get game and still think of Scaramouche. Just something short and sweet
Also 'chiku' means 'to kiss' in my language and I just thought using it would fit in this fic
Okay smau idea right: like a reincarnation thing where the reader gets stuck in like those texting dating sim games idk how that'll work but im leaving this here for when I figure it oit
сама не ожидала что чета такое нарисую
Sadomasochistic Lohen who knows he'd enjoy the expression of pain on his partner.
The guy's sick for it. He'd shove you whenever you weren't paying attention, liked to trip you so you could fall (sometimes if he was feeling nice he'd catch you before you hit the ground), he liked to pinch and squeeze at your skin- sometimes letting his urges get the better of him and actually biting.
Lohen's world revolved around pain, hurting was just his love language.
His favorite would be to squeeze you so so very tightly whenever you both hugged, only letting go once you felt your bones creak from his strength.
Sex wasn't any different. He liked the panic and slight fear that would cross your expression whenever he pointed a gun at your skin, only to then trick you as it had no bullets inside. He liked pulling your hair, biting, scratching. Even encouraged you to give him some marks yourself.
It was a no brainer that Lohen loved pain. Loved incorporating it into his relationship-
So why was it when you came back from an expedition with a broken arm and a limp, the constant discomfort and pain clear in your expression, Lohen didn't find it enjoyable?
It deepened that feeling of uselessness in his gut, he wasn't there to prevent you from getting injured. That thought was odd for him immediately, he had never worried about you too much prior. You were strong!
But... seeing you like this, having your arm wrapped up and needing his assistance to even go longer distances. It made him feel absolutely sick.
Now pain didn't look as beautiful on you as it once did before.
Or to summarize- Lohen thinks he likes to see you in pain until you actually do end up hurt.

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Okay I finished 😭 it only took me like a trillion years or whatever
https://archiveofourown.org/works/87742681
Er guess I should describe it...
Lohen kills your treasure hoarder teammates and then fucks you in front of the exit of a domain while threatening to shoot you. That's all!
"no need. I already patched myself up, see?"
Okay I swearrrr I'm working on ts like actually but I KEEP GETTING STUCK so uhh yeahhh
Heres a little update i guess ...
Ughhhh i fell for the lohen propaganda sorry Scaramouche I'm a traitor FUCK also he's just easier to write idk i'm not as scared to mischaracterize his ass as I am w Scaramouche 😭
Anyways heres small thing of a lohen x treasure hoarder reader smut im working on (will be on ao3, if anyone cares)
Streamer!Scaramouche/Wanderer x Streamer!Reader
Scara is the undisputed king of high-stakes gaming, a streamer who thrives in the darkest corners of Resident Evil speedruns and the high-pressure lobbies of Valorant where his mechanical precision is matched only by his biting wit. His room is a fortress of sharp angles and cold neon lighting, a dark sanctuary where the only sound is the frantic clatter of his mechanical keyboard and his own voice cutting through the tension. He is the "sweaty" gamer personified, a man who treats a single missed headshot as a personal failing, leading to legendary "rage-quits" that are usually followed by him staring into the camera with a look of pure, focused disdain.
"Are you seeing this? My crosshair was literally on his skull," Scara snaps at his chat, his eyes narrowed as he watches a replay of a lost round. He leans back, his fingers drumming a restless rhythm on his desk while the chat fills with "L" spams and laughing emotes. "The hitbox in this game is a joke. Anyone who says otherwise is coping or silver-ranked, and quite frankly, I don't have the patience to explain the difference to you today." He’s mid-sentence when the sound of a soft door-creak echoes through his high-end mic, and the jagged edge of his expression blunts instantly. You wander into the frame, blinking sleepily against the harsh red glow of his setup, carrying a plate of sliced apples.
"You’re still at it?" you ask, your voice a soft, lo-fi contrast to the aggressive electronic music pumping through his headset. You lean down, resting your chin on his shoulder and peering at the screen where a tactical map is covered in frantic pings. Scara doesn't look away from the monitor, but he shifts his chair just an inch to the left, creating a space for you to lean into. "Eat an apple, Scara. You’ve been surviving on caffeine and spite for four hours." He lets out a huff that’s supposed to sound like a dismissal, but he obediently opens his mouth as you hold out a slice. "Spite is a very efficient fuel source," he mutters around the fruit, his voice losing that sharp, performative bite.
The whiplash of switching between your tabs is a rite of passage for your fans. One moment, they're watching him scream at a zombie-infested hallway, and the next, they are watching you spend forty-five minutes deciding which shade of blue looks best for your character's flower garden. Your world is built on the foundation of lo-fi beats, pastel-colored overlays, and games where the primary objective is usually to decorate a house or organize a virtual shelf. Your community is a sanctuary of kindness, a place where people come to decompress from the very kind of stress that Scara’s channel produces in bulk. During your occasional co-op streams, this clashing of worlds becomes a comedy of errors that usually ends with him accidentally proving how much he adores your "boring" hobbies.
"Why are we standing here? The sun is going down, we’re losing daylight," Scara’s avatar says in Stardew Valley, pacing circles around your character who is currently staring at a fence post. "Scara, I'm trying to decide if the wooden fence or the stone fence looks more 'cottage-core,'" you reply calmly, clicking through your inventory. He stops his character and stares directly at you. "It’s a fence. Its purpose is to keep the livestock from escaping. The wooden one is cheaper to craft and easier to replace. This isn't a diplomatic summit, it’s a farm." You let out a small giggle, placing a wooden post down and then immediately breaking it. "But the stone one has such a nice texture."
He lets out a long, theatrical groan, leaning his head back against his chair and staring at the ceiling for his camera to see. "I am a professional. I have a 1.8 K/D in one of the hardest shooters on the market. And yet, here I am, debating the 'texture' of a 16-bit rock with a woman who hasn't even upgraded her watering can yet." Despite the complaining, he spends the next hour silently gathering all the stone you need, clearing your entire farm of debris with the same terrifying efficiency he uses to clear a bomb site. When you finally finish the fence and tell him it looks "perfect," he just mumbles, "Whatever. I’m going to go get more wood so you can waste that on the 'aesthetic' too," while his character icon practically dances around yours in circles.
The "Scare Swap" events are perhaps the most anticipated nights of the year, where you are forced to play one of his horror games while he sits beside you as a "guide." You’re currently trembling through a corridor in Resident Evil, the flashlight beam on the screen flickering as your hand shakes. "I don't like this, Scara, I don't like the breathing noises," you whisper, your character frozen in a doorway. Scara is sitting just out of frame, his eyes glued to your screen, and while he’ll make snarky comments about your "terrible aim," his hand is resting firmly on the back of your chair. "Just walk forward. You have three shotgun shells and a knife. Even if you miss every shot, I’ve seen you win a fistfight with a slime, you'll be fine," he says, his voice dropping to a low, grounding murmur.
Suddenly, a monster crashes through a window, and you let out a genuine shriek, dropping the controller onto your lap and covering your eyes. Scara doesn't laugh instead he leans in closer his chest pressing against your shoulder as he reaches for the controller. "Hey, breathe. It’s just pixels," he says, his tone shifting into something surprisingly tender that his chat has never heard before. He doesn't take over the game entirely; he just puts his hands over yours, guiding your thumbs on the joysticks. "See? We’re just going to turn around, go through the door, and ignore him. Don't look back. I’ve got you." The chat goes into a frenzy, but he doesn't care, his focus entirely on the way your breathing hitches against his neck.
His protectiveness extends far beyond the gameplay, as he is secretly the most terrifying moderator your "cozy" channel has ever seen. While he maintains his persona as a lone wolf, he spends his off-time lurking in your stream, his dark room illuminated by the soft glow of your pastel-pink world. If a viewer ever dares to make a disparaging comment about your "boring" content, they get a direct, scathing call-out from him. "Hey, user99, I see you in the other chat saying this stream is 'sleep-inducing,'" Scara says during his own live broadcast, leaning into his mic with a predatory grin. "If you’re too mentally overstimulated to appreciate a well-organized storage chest, that sounds like a personal deficiency. Go watch a subway surfers clip and leave her alone before I ban you from my channel too."
There’s a legendary clip from a late-night stream where Scara was deep into a "no-hit" run of a notoriously difficult boss, his focus so intense that he hadn't blinked in what seemed like minutes. You wandered in, still half-asleep and wearing a fluffy robe, completely oblivious to the fact that he was at the final boss of a five-hour challenge. You leaned over and rested your head on his shoulder, mumbling, "Scara, I can't find the remote, and the bed is cold." Without a second of hesitation, he let go of the controller, effectively letting the boss kill him and failing the challenge just to wrap an arm around you and pull you into his lap. The chat went silent as the "Game Over" screen flashed, only for Scara to look into the camera with a bored expression.
"What are you looking at? The run was dead anyway," he lies easily, his hand rubbing soothing circles into your arm while you nestle into his chest. "Go to sleep, chat. I have better things to do than entertain people who can't even parry a basic attack." He ends the stream abruptly, the screen going black, but the fans know exactly what happened next. This constant push and pull between his high-octane professional life and your serene influence is what makes your dynamic the crown jewel of the community. You are the only person who can make him "rage-quit" not out of anger, but because you mentioned you were lonely, and he is the only person you allow to ruin your "aesthetic" with his tactical spreadsheets.

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Uhh so like idk
Kinda jst used scara for practice on male anatomy hi sorry for lowkey being dead
Wanderer for anon RAGHHHHHH
Omfg ao3 is down what do i do with myself
Wait smaus are actually hard to make 😭😭
Bruh i hate when shit is tagged x reader and the damn reader is jst an oc goodbye

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I swead im working on posting its just i have such low attention span I cannot
Hat Guy's ASMR Commissions: Raffle Winner | [Scaramouche/Wanderer x Reader]
This fic occurs after "Hat Guy's ASMR Commissions: S Tier"
Summary: You're trying your best to keep things cool and casual after you realize your newly assigned project partner is Hat Guy—your beloved online content creator who your friends recently commissioned an NSFW guided masturbation audio from as a present for you...and you do pretty well at leaving past sin behind! At least, until you unknowingly win a raffle he has held and once again find yourself bending under the weight of his commands. Content: Smut, Guided Masturbation, Toy Use, Name Calling, Degradation/Humiliation, Phone Sex, Mutual Masturbation, fem!reader Word Count: 5.7k Note: This has been in my WIPS for a bajillion years and I finally had a brain blast about it the other day
The voice of the person beside you is…eerily familiar. Scratchy, attractive, and perhaps a little annoyed—
“Do you mind moving your bag? There aren’t very many seats left.”
Without saying a word, too stunned to speak, you reach over and move your bag to the floor at your feet. The man grunts, and takes a seat beside you.
As he pulls out his laptop, you finally build up the courage to look at him.
Dark hair and eyes to match…slim fingers, but veiny hands…a black shirt and oversized jacket—
“Do you need something?”
Oh, fuck—you’ve been openly staring.
Your eyes meet his for the first time, and you open your mouth, but no words come out. The beat of your heart starts to get faster.
He cocks an unimpressed eyebrow at you.
“What? Cat got your tongue?”
This is just too much—there’s no fucking way this is happening—
Unfortunately, before you can finally pull it together and try to redeem yourself, your professor takes the podium at the head of the room.
“Class! Welcome! While it might be a little unconventional to start the semester out on this note, I just want you all to know in advance: this class will heavily rely on cooperation with others. There will be many team projects. In fact—the person you’re sharing a table with will be your project partner for the whole semester!”
…what.
Beside you, the man sighs—clearly unhappy to hear about there being group projects, or you being his partner, or both.
“Great, looks like we’re stuck together.”
“Yep…,” you mumble in response, the first word you’ve managed to speak since his arrival.
He obviously notices, because his lips pull into a teasing little grin, his eyes remaining trained on your still-speaking professor as he whisper—
“Oh, would you look at that? She speaks.”
Your pussy clenches.
Mhmm, yep!
You’re gonna go jump off a bridge.
While jumping off a bridge would certainly be the easiest way to get yourself out of this situation (recap: being assigned project partners with a man whose internet persona has degraded you and made you cum), you don't exactly have the balls to follow through.
So, you do the next best thing.
Disassociation!
You have definitely never gotten off to the voice of the man sitting beside you. You're just a good, law-abiding student…one that maybe needs to go to confessional, but still.
He's your project partner, and you're his, and that's that.
…Unfortunately, your initial reaction has already made an impression on him.
At the end of the lecture, he stands up, casts you a glance full of judgement, and then walks away without a single word.
His eyes practically read “I can't believe this is the person I'm stuck partnered with”, and honestly, you feel the same!! (Albeit, for a different reason).
At least you'd been able to survive your first lecture next to him without making things any more awkward…
…BUT STILL.
“What the fuck,” you hiss to yourself as you leave the lecture hall. You fish your phone from your pocket and open Twitter.
Considering how often you wander onto his page, it's no surprise the first tweet on your timeline is from him.
Your eyes briefly scan over the tweet (just some random 10 second response to some sort of drama), and then you click on his profile picture.
Your hand immediately moves over the button to unfollow him, but you can't bring yourself to hit it.
You sigh loudly, and shove your phone back in your pocket—trudging towards your next class.
It's fine. You don't need to unfollow him. In fact, there's no point really, because if you're gonna be seeing him in class twice a week, it'll just be a reminder anyway.
…in other words, no matter how hard you try, you'll be thinking about him for the next 3+ months, until the semester ends.
…hahahahaha.
Fuck.
That night, you sit cross legged on your bed and meditate. You find your inner peace, and banish your demons.
You need to pass this class. He's your moody partner. That's all there is to it.
The next time you see him, you're cool as a cucumber.