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Phones with only one pussy are classist “ohh you can charge your phone and use headphones if you got Bluetooth” you got Bluetooth money???

Please don’t call the ports that

put it back pleas

bmw wrapped: you used your turn signal twice! you're in the top 0.0001% of turn signal users!

Actually considering the wide range and overlap of pelvic structures of all sexes, it’s more likely they will identify your gender based on your belongings, burial, and culture! So basically, darling, serve cunt hard enough and the archeologists will see that cunt, too ❤️

never getting over “the archeologists will see that cunt”

ughhhhhhhh im trying to take over the world but my incessant need to make anagrams of my top secret plans keeps giving me away