hold my hand and we're halfway there

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

You're failing.

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

ares is the god of war, not kratos

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

hey is this still post of the year or

NO

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

hi op pjo fan here I thought I knew nothing about greek mythology but apparently I was wrong

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

@siriuslyobsessed394 @heartattackinblackdye so actually guys i’ve stolen all of ren’s whimsy (well i gave it back but now we share) AND attempted to steal @atsecretgardensinmymind’s whimy (she whimsied away my attack but now we also share because i asked nicely). ANYWAYS. with all of that whimsy i’ve accumulated plus my own i think that i deserve the title of #1 most whimsical

hmmm what if i stole some of your whimsy too

nope impossible that whimsy is certifiably mine and will always be

hmm you'll have to figure that out with @heartattackinblackdye

OH IT IS ON

i would like to join this battle because I think iM PRETTY FUCKING WHIMSICAL MYSELF

LEMME IN IM SOSOSO WHIMSICAL IM BASICALLY THE #1.5 MOST WHIMSICAL PARIS BACK ME UP @siriuslyobsessed394

HMM WELL I THINK YOU'D HAVE TO TALK TO RENNN HES AT #2 CURRENTLY

HEY WHAT AVOUT ME

alright bro let’s do it

👊 punches you but rather softly because i don’t actually want to hurt you

Does a pirouette and punches you back also softly and also whimsically because I’m very whimsical and also don’t actually want to hurt you 👊

prances around you whimsically throwing flowers at you and humming a whimsy filled song

wings burst from my back and i sprinkle stars from the heavens around you and the laughter of children echoed in your ears

i summon apollo and artemis and they bisexually/aroacely shoot arrows at you whimsically

um um um tie?

@in-your-wall-s what do you think

oki doki

Everyone loves a cycle aware Orpheus but what about a cycle aware Eurydice? Eurydice who tries her hardest to resist the hunger and the cold. Tries to convince Orpheus to just LOOK UP time and time again to no avail. Eurydice who KNOWS and still fails. She knows he’s gonna turn around. She knows they’re not gonna make it out of hell together. But she hopes. Every time she hopes that he loves her a little bit less than the last time. Hopes he won’t look back. But of course, Orpheus is still Orpheus. And he loves her more than anything.

@siriuslyobsessed394 @heartattackinblackdye so actually guys i’ve stolen all of ren’s whimsy (well i gave it back but now we share) AND attempted to steal @atsecretgardensinmymind’s whimy (she whimsied away my attack but now we also share because i asked nicely). ANYWAYS. with all of that whimsy i’ve accumulated plus my own i think that i deserve the title of #1 most whimsical

hmmm what if i stole some of your whimsy too

nope impossible that whimsy is certifiably mine and will always be

hmm you'll have to figure that out with @heartattackinblackdye

OH IT IS ON

i would like to join this battle because I think iM PRETTY FUCKING WHIMSICAL MYSELF

LEMME IN IM SOSOSO WHIMSICAL IM BASICALLY THE #1.5 MOST WHIMSICAL PARIS BACK ME UP @siriuslyobsessed394

HMM WELL I THINK YOU'D HAVE TO TALK TO RENNN HES AT #2 CURRENTLY

HEY WHAT AVOUT ME

alright bro let’s do it

👊 punches you but rather softly because i don’t actually want to hurt you

Does a pirouette and punches you back also softly and also whimsically because I’m very whimsical and also don’t actually want to hurt you 👊

prances around you whimsically throwing flowers at you and humming a whimsy filled song

wings burst from my back and i sprinkle stars from the heavens around you and the laughter of children echoed in your ears

i summon apollo and artemis and they bisexually/aroacely shoot arrows at you whimsically

@siriuslyobsessed394 @heartattackinblackdye so actually guys i’ve stolen all of ren’s whimsy (well i gave it back but now we share) AND attempted to steal @atsecretgardensinmymind’s whimy (she whimsied away my attack but now we also share because i asked nicely). ANYWAYS. with all of that whimsy i’ve accumulated plus my own i think that i deserve the title of #1 most whimsical

hmmm what if i stole some of your whimsy too

nope impossible that whimsy is certifiably mine and will always be

hmm you'll have to figure that out with @heartattackinblackdye

OH IT IS ON

i would like to join this battle because I think iM PRETTY FUCKING WHIMSICAL MYSELF

LEMME IN IM SOSOSO WHIMSICAL IM BASICALLY THE #1.5 MOST WHIMSICAL PARIS BACK ME UP @siriuslyobsessed394

HMM WELL I THINK YOU'D HAVE TO TALK TO RENNN HES AT #2 CURRENTLY

HEY WHAT AVOUT ME

alright bro let’s do it

👊 punches you but rather softly because i don’t actually want to hurt you

Does a pirouette and punches you back also softly and also whimsically because I’m very whimsical and also don’t actually want to hurt you 👊

prances around you whimsically throwing flowers at you and humming a whimsy filled song

wings burst from my back and i sprinkle stars from the heavens around you and the laughter of children echoed in your ears