This Shattered Symphony

the doctors said i have to have my gamer gland removed :(

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Can someone explain this to me, i just got out of surgery

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

yo

More and more people are just starting to say fuck a poker face

lmaooo

they looked at each other like, this bitch 😂

I friggin lost it when they looked at each other.

Lmaoooo

my college animation professor worked on jimmy neutron and he was just like “listen yeah we knew and we just didn’t have the time or money to care”. the power would go out at the studio at least once a week and they would just have to leave until it came on the next day. jimmy neutron’s production team saw some shit

I had a guest speaker come to my class that worked on Jimmy Neutron as an animator and said it was basically a fever dream

I think we need a documentary/oral history about the making of Jimmy Neutron.

Whiplash (2014)

Mark has taken over Carrie’s job to tell assholes to fuck off and I bet she is proud of him

As her honorary brother it was his sworn duty to take up this mantel.

@modularcatgirl

I’m a bit sad that Pepsi didn’t decide to open up a PMC branch after buying up part of the Soviet navy in the 90’s

wait WHAT

thank you for this information, I needed to know this and so did all of my followers

Literal actual goals

that was intensely satisfying

WELL DONE!!!

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

It’s like millennials do not understand that middle east has been at war for 1000′s of years. That we intervened on behalf of Kuwait. That without “bombing” people that want to kill and oppress others, millions will be murdered and tortured.

BLESS THIS POST

its crazy to me how the US talks about war in the middle east as if its this ancient problem inherent to the area instead of a recent problem created by western countries to further their own interests.

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the CIA took out the democratically elected leader of Iran in the 1970s over oil and that set off an entire chain of events leading to ISIS, here’s more about multiple other countries we’ve fucked over