don’t quit before the miracle happens

david rossi man. he's like 60 and plays video games. he fought in the vietnam war. he experimented with bdsm in high school. he had three failed marriages. his coworkers bullied him into teaching them how to make spaghetti and sing karaoke. his daughter stalked him for a week before coming clean and revealing he also had a grandkid. he made his coworker who got shot in the leg climb down a ditch because he had new boots. he has to visit a serial killer on his birthday every year. he didn't get poison ivy because he's "italian, it knows better". he arrested serial killers, retired, wrote books about it and became rich, then unretired to keep arresting serial killers. he goes fishing. he definitely had a thing with gideon back in the day. he coaches his coworker's son's soccer team. he lives in a mansion. he's done acid. truly the character of all time

there are those moments in the x files when Mulder will say something sooo crazy that Scully just takes a moment to look into the middle distance with a thousand yard stare and appears to be questioning all of her life choices but actually the real kicker is that acting Exasperated and Appalled while still actively participating and enabling is one of her favorite things to do

Scully goes to Mulder after one (1) business day to be like Hey I Saw a Ghost expecting his response to be That’s Awesome Scully, You Get a Really Good Grade in Seeing Stuff I’m Into and instead she gets hey it’s not cool to use the ghost as emotional avoidance 😔 it’s disrespectful to the ghosts and to me

i genuinely cannot watch this scene anymore because what do you mean emily looks like she’d been hit by a truck after jj said “it gives me you,” like her entire life had been leading to this moment yet she hadn’t expected it to happen then, like it wasn’t even real. and yet the writers do NOTHING with this after. what happened to “drunk words are sober thoughts”? obv they’re not drunk but please help me out here WHAT IS GOING ON IN THAT WRITERS ROOM WHEN IT COMES TO JEMILY

i always get literal goosebumps with this scene. they're gonna tell us there was an off camera jemily kiss that let the things weird between them in the next episode trust me

Gotta appreciate how tone deaf Bill is in his self righteousness when he tells Mulder to leave work outside Scully's hospital room and to let her die with dignity. For one, Mulder has never been so casual with Scully that he'd simply let her die. Not when she was in a coma and they'd known each other for around a year, definitely not now. And two, not one person in that hospital thought they were just coworkers

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

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