Tír Tairngire

Like, a big fight. Parademons, alien invasion, full arkham breakout kind of fight. All hands on deck, no backup, all in kind of fight.

And then comms just come on and Danny is there in a hero’s body like “hey, soo… is now a bad time to be soul switched?”

And every listening hero has this sudden stomach dropping horrified reaction, because oh my god, this is almost certainly a civilian, on the battlefield, where are they, who were they fighting last, they’re gonna die, oh no, who’s closest go save them NOW.

And then danny’s like “oh cool a sword i kinda know what to do with this.” (Canonically he has fought with a katana before)

Okay, hes got some training, just keep yourself safe we’re coming

And then ten minutes later Dany’s back on comms like “Great news guys! Some of my power is attached to my soul so I can use it even in this body! Fun.” (If its a hero who has been in contact with laz water he’s draining it to fuel his ectoblasts)

Another two minutes go by and now its just “oh, who’s a big eldritch soul-eating puppy dog? You are! Yes you are, good boy!”

The hero in danny’s body is having a full blown panic attack, trying to contact their team, trying to figure out where their soulmate is, if they’re okay, how to help them, and when they finally get eyes on the situation danny is just-

Charging into battle on Cujo’s back, weapon raised, manic glee and lazarus glow in his eyes and a war cry on his lips as he completely crushes anything in his way.

Sam: yeah thats what I thought he’d be doing

Tucker: he’s surprisingly adaptable

Lois: Perry is making one of us cover....the kid.

Clark: The kid?

Lois: You know. The kid. Bruce Wayne's kid.

Clark: Richard Grayson? Whats the problem he's a well mannered young man?

Lois: No. The other one.

Clark: Bad Luck Daniel Grayson?!

Lois: Yes.

Clark: The same Daniel Grayson that put Jimmy in the hospital last year after taking his photo!?

Lois: Yes the very same. Maryann tried reporting on him Monday and her house flooded within the hour.

Clark: How!? It didnt ran this week!

Lois: The dam near her house broke, but get this, out of all the houses near it, only Maryann's got washed away.

Clark: I dont like that.

Lois: Look Clark, the only ones left to try and cover a story on the Bad Luck Grayson twin is you and me, and frankly only one of us is indestructible.

Clark: Oh fine, I'll take on the story. Besides, Ma overheard us gossiping about the boy in Jimmy's hospital room and she was less then impress. She insisted the bad luck isn't real.

Lois: and you believe her?

Clark: Its Ma.

Lois: Fair enough. Thanks Smallville and good luck. Your plan leaves in half a hour by the way.

Meanwhile in Gotham:

Danny: B?

Bruce: Yeah?

Danny: My shadow is laughing again.

Bruce: Tell your shadow to not cause trouble. The reporters from the Daily Plant are going to be here any minute

Danny: Its just started laughing harder.

Dick: Is it laughing? Just looks like it shaking to me- oh wait thats the cliche cartoon evil villain laugh pose. Yeah, Shadow is definitely laughing.

Clockwork: I need a human to sneak into a another ghost's haunt and remove some of the curses placed on there.

Danny: And why can't you do it?

Clockwork: She's my ex and the less I see of her the better.

Danny: Then why do you want to remove the curses?

Clockwork: I still love her. I dont want her to be hurt.

Danny: Why-

Clockwork: If you ask another why question I'm going to stop time on your body. You'll never get through puberty, stuck forever in it. Until the day you die.

Danny: Please forgive my needless questions. I shall ensure the quest bestowed upon me shall be completed without fail.

Clockwork: Yeah that's what I thought. Now there are seven hidden epicenter of where the curses are anchored. You need to find the anchores and purify them with this purification water and follow the steps in this ritual book to completely remove the curses.

Danny: understand.

Clockwork: Good. Now she will not be happy if she realizes you work for me, so you must remain as Fenton the entire time. Do. Not. Be. Phantom. In. Her. Domain.

Danny: Yes sir!

Clockwork: Wonderful. The portal will drop you off at the bus stop that will take you to her Haunt. I do not know where the anchors are but I am sure they are within the city limit of her Haunt. Now go, save Lady Gotham!

Danny: On my way! *under his breath* You creepy ex.

Clockwork: What was that?

Extra bricks up for grabs -> 🧱🧱🧱🧱

“Ooughh…”

These are also the frogs that bury themselves in a backwards spiral that is seriously relatable.

"Danny says you're crazy."

Talia took a deep breath through her nose. Held it. Let it out.

"Danny needs to understand that the life of an assassin requires a certain level of ruthlessness."

"Danny says I'm only seven. Danny says you should know better."

Talia turned to another page in the Grimoire she'd stolen. Surely, there was a way to separate her son from the spirit that turned him against her.

"...Danny says you're a bad mom."

"Danny should make himself visible to me and say that to my face."

"Danny says he's trying but that you 'fucked up' your spell."

"Damian!" Talia shouted, and swore she could hear another, younger voice shout it alongside her.

A vase that was on a shelf was thrown off, and she neatly dodged it.

Well I’ll be damned, Spiderman did it. He saved Thanksgiving.

Phantom: <opens Baja Blast and spits in it>

Spiderman: ????!??

Phantom: <retrieves charging cable and sticks the USB half into ecto-infused Baja Blast>

Spiderman: …Danny that’s now how t

Phantom: <plugs USB-C side into his phone and shows him the conscious text file that pops up on his phone, the content of which seems to indicate the phone is writing in agony>

Spiderman: danny…..

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.