kel ☆

"Fuck you, my child is completely fine!" Your child died in a rollercoaster accident and is now singing a ballad in black lingerie about wanting to become his 1940s hookersona from France. He's nailing it by the way.

a pin that says "i was here for the emily gwen apocalypse of 2026, est. 2018"

killing all of those ai chat ads that are sporing themselves across tumblr with a maelstrom or rocks. Fuck you and fuck your product. I do not want to replace my mutual with ai chat. I do not want to simulate my cats inner monologue with ai chat. I do not want to talk to my blorbos with ai chat. Fuck your and fuck your product.

nothing is more intriguing to a teenage lesbian than michael cera. i think hes like the god of loser lesbians and i just think that’s beautiful..

Ten years of this post

Feels longer

tell me about it

how to get up in the morning tutorial

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

Anyone that still says ads are personalized is trolling you. The only ads left are gambling, temu, and ai sex chat

I'm in

Me too!

Marry those books

I will!!!

"you would like mileven if it was gay, if eleven was a boy" i dislike mileven because they have no chemistry, they don't respect each other and because they're toxic, not because it's a "straight" ship 😭

The Forbidden Knowledge