youm me im me

we used to watch netflix on the wii

A cigarette is an incredibly sensible choice when something really bad or something really good happens

what do we even post now that "if normal, start podcast" is out of date

your new podcast, presumably

the note was pretty clear about what our options are

does anyone have the screenshot of the comment on the youtube video of molten iron slag being poured where it's a guy describing his experience witnessing the same thing written in the most beautiful prose imaginable

I just took an Executive Shit!

I almost said “this is knocking me up” to something that Amused me. I really dont know what i was even trying to say

That was pretty funny. Im pregnant, with laughter. Can you say that again?