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Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is
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arcane s2 spoilers
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did.... jinx just... make a sex jokes before pulling a gun on vi?
(in reference to caitlyn, to vi "I know youre sweet on her, hope you got a chance too.... you know" )
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My foster kitten
is trying
to steal
my beer.
Guysβ¦Β
Pleaseβ¦Β
turn the sound on and watch my friends foster kitten yell at her because she wonβt let her develop an alcohol addiction.Β
I love Jocelyn the kitten.Β
Omg precios baby π
She wants the yeast water
Give the baby some brewers yeast.
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab
na
"The common bat (Bat bat) is a small bat microbat"
this bat is the most bat of any bat ever
absolute maximum quantity of bat in this guy
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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
This is so funny because thatβs a freshly-fledged juvenile red tailed hawk.
It didnβt leave simply because it didnβt really know the giant gorilla thing walking towards it was a threat. You were menaced by what amounts to a teenager who just passed their driving test just chilling under a tree.
This thing weighs all of 1 pound and barely knows itβs a bird.
the bird got a nat20 on intimidation from a die it knocked off the desk
*cheerful xylophone sound effect*
