Chaos ✌

heard a song on the radio the other day and i remember liking it but only remember like 3 words max… my white whale

there was some phrase about “when you go down” (???) but it wasn’t a euphemism for a blowjob, the song was a female singer singing to a woman (a female friend who had disappointed her?), i would call the genre pop or bedroom pop, it was pretty catchy

Dang, well, i cant find it, and i asked my more-musically-adventurous sister who can find the answer to almost anything I'm looking for and she also couldn't :/ I'll keep an ear out though 🤍🐋

YES

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

@queer-joy-detector

[ID: A tweet by choya @ mayonnnnnn_ that says, "budget for pride month is a fierce 2 dollars." End ID.]

Happy pride for all of those who got called unfit or are considered "cringe" by their own community

The whole "Elvis sighting" thing is hilarious because, like, the first documented career Elvis impersonators began working over twenty years before the guy even died. I wonder why a public figure who has a whole industry of people who look and sound like him would generate an unusual number of posthumous sightings? It Is A Mystery.

Don’t send hints, we grown, talk to me.