im not a "good boy" im nuanced. also i hurt strangers for no reason sometimes

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

[delusional sports fan voice] but what if something really good happens this time……….

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

google search how to make someone explode

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

i could set this to post every five minutes for the rest of the week if i wanted to give you an idea of how ive been living