Kefrith

By the way: if you want to know when all of this D’ni stuff happened in our timeline but, like me, you have difficulty jumping between the D’ni calendar and the Gregorian calendar in your head, I made a little utility to help you out with that.

Insanely cool bit of behind the scenes footage from Riven!

Based on my previous post. Part 2 coming soon.

Yeah, I may be having too much fun with this.

Congratulations!  You are now the owner of your very own Star Fissure.  Before you utilize your new product, please note the following:

The Star Fissure is not intended as a rubbish or recycling receptacle. Please dispose of your household waste and recyclables in the manner advised by your city council.

Similarly, the Star Fissure is not an appropriate depository for persons you have become annoyed with, i.e. in-laws, exes, or your neighbor’s squalling children.

Despite what popular culture may suggest, the Star Fissure is also not a viable method for returning your borrowed library books.  To avoid incurring overdue fees, please return your library books in the manner advised by your local library.

In response to a common customer question: no, there are no fish in the Star Fissure.  The words “fish” and “fissure” do not share a common semantic source. Please do not cast lines into the Star Fissure, as this will likely result in loss of property or even accidental travelling. 

It is advisable to construct a small fence or barrier around your Star Fissure.  This will help minimize accidental loss of property, unaware strangers, neighborhood pets, and your local mailman.

We hope you will enjoy your new Star Fissure responsibly.

Best regards,

The Maker(s) of Star Fissure