Just Keep on the Path

muppets don’t have real jobs unless they want real jobs. no muppet has to go out into the world to make a living, they can just exist muppets and everyone cool with that

muppets get to sing and dance whenever they want. if muppets do have a job, it is singing and dancing.

muppets don’t have body image issues. when was the last time you saw a muppet worry about their weight? never

muppets are fun colors and textures. oh to be made of foam and colorful felt!

muppets are all part of one ginormous muppet family and they are all friends with each other

if i was a muppet i could hang out with gonzo and rizzo and we could order a big pizza together and then refuse to share it with anyone else

certain muppets can get away with not wearing any clothes, which seems kinda fun i guess.

muppets don’t have to follow rules or laws. idk if that’s true, but i think it should be

muppets are immortal and do not age