Oh fuck I was supposed to wash my sheets today
I look for a minute, my room is beautiful and tidy. I look away. I look again, fucking laundry literally all over the damn place.
Sisyphus when I catch you when I catch you Sisyphus

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Oh fuck I was supposed to wash my sheets today
I look for a minute, my room is beautiful and tidy. I look away. I look again, fucking laundry literally all over the damn place.
Sisyphus when I catch you when I catch you Sisyphus

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Visiting parents
Scheduling the next DND session
Clocking into work
#my readers waiting for an update @derinthescarletpescatarian your tag needs to go in the main post
My fics:
DoF’s universe:
Delusion of Fate: Luke/Mercury — si/oc Luke with heavy worldbuilding and major canon divergence (Roman gods ≠Greek gods; Mercury and Hermes are not the same). Currently set during Sea of Monsters.
DoF oneshots: other characters’ povs from delusion of fate.
Lady in Red: a crack one-shot featuring my si/oc Luke on a quest with Annabeth and Percy. Luke’s the lady in red, Hermes crashes the party, and there’s also a horny, masochistic cyclops because… why not.
Until the Sun Tires of You: a helios/dof!luke oneshot. It has explicit sexual content.
Pjo in general:
We men are wretched things: Luke/Hermes, Luke/Dionysus, Percy/Annabeth, Percy/Apollo, Aphrodite/Annabeth/Ares. An au where Luke, Percy, and Annabeth get isekaied into The Iliad. Annabeth is hailed as Athena’s miracle, Percy’s just trying not to drown, and Luke starts to realize not dying might have changed him. Meanwhile, gods meddle and mortals bleed. Heavy on politics and dark themes (incest, SA, etc)—skip if that’s not for you.
A Crown of Feathers: Mercury/Luke — Luke becomes a god after the Battle of Manhattan, now one of Hermes’ attendants. Octavian, disgraced and exiled, prays to anyone who’ll listen. Luke answers. And beneath it all, Rome is watching. No Trials of Apollo. Roman ≠Greek, always.
Chronologically Cursed: Luke gets isekaied into an Epic/The Odyssey mashup and meets Epic!Hermes. A fun oneshot.
The Kind That Hopes: a Mercury/Luke oneshot after the failed garden of the hesperides quest. As always, roman ≠greek
I will die from loving more than I could: lee/luke oneshot following canon events
Of Ichor Born: a Luke & Hermes au (we’re calling it Hermogenēs) where Luke dies after the Battle of Manhattan—but instead of ending, he’s reborn. Kronos, terrified of death, tries to bend time and shatters. Luke is flung back into the past, landing in a moment where Hermes’ ichor hits a sacred spring, and from that divine mix, a new god is born.
Deal
i too would trade my child for seven corn kernels

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Terms You Might Want To Know For Your Wuxia/Xianxia Fic
MXTX's danmei are getting increasingly popular, and the fandoms are getting more fic-happy. I've noticed that some writers seem interested in writing their own fics but are concerned of making mistakes with niche honorifics and titles. I've noticed some that have jumped right in, but have made innocent errors that I'd like to correct but fear coming off as rude or presumptuous. And so I've made this list of terms that covers the basics and also some that are a little more niche since they're usually directly translated in cnovels.
DISCLAIMER: This is by no means a comprehensive list of everything one needs to know or would want to know concerning ancient Chinese honorifics and titles, merely what I myself consider useful to keep in mind.
Titles
Shifu: 'Martial father'; gender-neutral
Shizun: 'Martial father'; more formal than 'shifu'; gender-neutral
Shimu: ‘Martial mother’; wife of your martial teacher
Shiniang: ‘Martial mother’; wife of your martial teacher who is also a martial teacher
Shibo: elder apprentice-brother of your shifu; gender-neutral
Shishu: younger apprentice-brother of your shifu; gender-neutral
Shigu: apprentice-sister of your shifu
Shizhi: your martial nephew/niece
Shimei: younger female apprentice of the same generation as you
Shijie: elder female apprentice of the same generation as you
Shidi: younger male apprentice of the same generation as you
Shixiong: elder male apprentice of the same generation as you
Shige: elder male apprentice of the same generation as you, specifically one who has the same shifu as you or is the son of your shifu
Zhanglao: an elder of your sect
Zhangbei: a senior of your sect
Qianbei: a senior not of your sect
Wanbei: a junior not of your sect
Charlie saving Angel Dust or if she was more demonic ahahah
its kinda trash
RadioApple in the buildiiiing
welcome to the "charlie invites the sins to a party/ball thing so they can meet vaggie" saga aka the chaggie fizzmodeus crossover

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if there's one thing this last episode has affirmed for me about Alastor it's that he FUCKING HATES being reminded that he's not the most powerful creature in hell.
Like, he hates being ignored by Carmilla when she says she doesn't care why he was gone
He hates Lucifer ON SIGHT
He threatens to KILL Husk when he dares to mention that Alastor is working for someone more powerful than him
and now this.
Alastor freaking out because he almost died. Something almost killed him. He can fucking die. There is something more powerful than him out there. And it's not something he can ignore or brush off because it almost killed him.
Alastor hates the reminder that he's not as powerful as he tells people he is. He isn't indestructible, he isn't invincible. And he fucking hates that.
Thinking a LOT about Lucifer in the latest Hazbin episode. Idk what I was expecting but not this??
As I was watching my immediate thought was just "huh... Lucifer is kinda of weird..." but as the episode went on I realized the issue
the dude is off the chain depressed, like he says it as a joke but holy cow it is SO BAD
He's manically just creating rubber ducks cuz his daughter really like it that one time but it's empty, it's never good enough but he keeps doing it, maybe cuz he doesn't know how to pass the time otherwise.
like I get the feeling he HAS better things he SHOULD be doing than making rubber duck after rubber duck. At first I was like, "Bruh why isn't the king of hell doing anything?" aaaaand then it became clear...
The dude is disassociating so bad he can barely hold a conversation let alone remember information. He clearly WANTS to, he wants to be involved with his daughter so bad, he wants to care about the things she's doing so bad, but his depression keeps interfering. It's like he can only hear every other word and he grasps onto the ones he does hear semi-out of context. Like you can see every time he catches something that he hadn't before and he just "well shit I didn't catch that part"
and that's why he reacts so weird when people talk to him. He is struggling so bad to engage with the conversation he's only getting 50% of it
does that look like the face of a man who knows what the hell the conversation is even about??? he is STRUGGLING
like Charlie spent so long telling him about the hotel, and he STILL didn't understand what she wanted. Yeah it comes off as ditzy but literally I've been in that position where your brain just "nope, not doing this right now" and nerfs your conversation comprehension. So as someone who's BEEN in that position, to me it feels exactly like what he's dealing with. He's sorta engaged with the conversation, but only as much as his brain will allow
For example, when I'm dealing with this, this is what someone talking to me feels like this where the crossed out parts are what I missed and bold is what I catch, "Hey! You know I was thinking for dinner we could either make some chicken with rice? But if you don't feel like cooking, pasta is super easy and you love that right? What do you want to do?" you can kinda get that someone is trying to talk to you about dinner, and towards the end you get the impression that they asked something that needs your input so you can decently put 2 and 2 together and try and pass off, but crucial bits were left out, I would have no idea that either chicken or pasta is in the conversation only having heard "rice". When someone is just talking at me, I can decently pass off as being engaged but the second I'm required to participate in the conversation I'm screwed. Seem familiar? At which point I have 2 options, try to give a bullshit answer, or admit that I missed what they were saying and ask them to repeat
Lucifer, unfortunately, is trying so damn hard to hide that he's dealing with like 24/7 dissociation, so he can't admit that he's missing entire chunks of the conversation, hence his really weird replies. He does eventually get the full picture and then he and Charlie start having the real conversation
Also, the Alastor/Lucifer rivalry was hilarious but also really indicative of more of what Lucifer is dealing with
Alastor is, unfortunately, really good at picking up people's insecurities, and thanks to Charlie's description earlier and watching Lucifer clearly trying to overcompensate, he immediately picks up on the fact that Lucifer KNOWS he struggles to be a good dad (we know cuz it's cuz of the depression, hard to be engaged when your brain keeps turning off) and decides to rub salt in the wound by pretending he's been acting as a surrogate father to Charlie. Now why Alastor decided to pick a fight with the king of hell is beyond me, I do not understand Alastor (and I LIKE IT) (maybe it's cuz Alastor thinks he's hot shit and was expecting Lucifer to at least have heard of him but Lucifer just treats him like a nobody? who knows)(why would Lucifer listen to radio anyways when he can't even pay attention to a conversation it'd just be white noise)
But yeah I just was expecting someone who oozed either charisma or presence and instead I got a depressed dad who's dissociating so bad he can barely function and be present in his life. The only thing it seems he CAN do is make rubber ducks cuz his daughter really liked it that one time
Idk Lucifer is tragic to me. Whatever the full details of what heavan did to him absolutely broke him and he can't deal with it. He's aware of it, and he doesn't know how to fix it, so he tries to over compensate and sorta makes an ass out of himself but no one says or does anything cuz this guy is supposed to be THE king of hell
Suddenly it's making a lot more sense why he just rolls over and lets heaven do what it wants and even told Charlie to go in his place the start of the show. He's not in any headspace to hold a basic conversation let alone negotiate! He didn't even know who Alastor was, he's been so out of touch
idk I like him, he seems sweet, I hope Charlie brings some light back into his life. He really needs to get out of that rubber duck room
LOOK AT THIS! His mouth is stitched shut with magic! I am like 90% sure he literally Cannot talk about his deal or disappearance even if he wanted to!
Okay, but I am living for this role reversal
Visiting your enemy's tower to drink a little bit AhAHa
Weird way to start a truce but okay

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apparently a lot of people missed it, but alastor actually dropped the piano on lucifer shdhdhhd
the two cakes meme but make it about
✨ DADS✨
Bonus, she wants them to get along: