KELLY🙃

this is exactly what intrusive thoughts are like

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

ME

The “septic bacteria” thing is a myth. Komodo Dragons have venom glands, but they don’t even play a very big role in bringing down their prey, as studies show they hunt in a manner that’s actually very similar to tigers and other mammalian predators (as described in this fantastic Imgur post http://imgur.com/gallery/RUeB9 ).

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today

do you ever scroll past a novel-length post and think Um Absolutely Not

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99