I don’t ‘zone out’. Being zoned out is my default state, and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going.

my thoughts are like a clearance sale

once it’s gone it’s gone

fool (self-diagnosed)

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

If you aren’t pro ugly Victorian wallpaper then what are you even doing

Crawling along the floor after having shredded every last stitch of it off the walls so I can let out the lady trapped inside it.

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

damn a tattoo would really hit the spot right now

Where is the lavender bushel emoji

Oh to have a van with an epic wizard mural on the side of it

Imagine misinterpreting my chemical romance so much that you write twilight .