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Oh, the urge to make a fool of yourself in an in game chatroom just to make a pretty girl laugh...

My first Idea with 2 is- format it as a chunk, just a weirdly-worded. flowing oddly specifically (like one of those sentence triplets that look VERY close to being a haiku, and you have to count it out to make sure, because this shouldn't be the place for a haiku, but you almost woulda sworn that these 3 were) paragraph until someone in the story (likely the coder) realizes for the first time that "it is writing its reports as sonnets???? why???" then format it as clear poetry.

I've had a theory since i saw that post. Maybe It's a certain type of person, who can hold a maximum of one (1) thought in their head at a time. Then, they read your Username and see the word Argument, and their brain, misinterprets that as their one (1) thought they are allowed to have, and executes it as a command, and thus feel the need to start arguing. That or you have cursed blood. Either from Inheritance or first generation curse-haver.

I haven't played 9, but I LOOOVE Triple Triad so much!!! but... every time i look at Quadruple Qiad (Tetra Master) it scares me. Theres a 4x4 grid??? RNG based stats? I'm not looking foreword to learning it. Its scary.

Oi. Don't think you're safe if you have win10, not 11 Settings > Devices > Typing > Typing Insights

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

Only 12 days left.

@daysleftofsecondterm

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my thing is look at falco. they turned him into a [crested barbet] or something. his beak isnt even pointed for ripping into flesh. that aint a falcon.

I know it's on purpose, but the Instability and nonsense of this poll is bugging me- the framing as if it's the Monty Hall problem, when its not but more importantly, Door 1, Red door (previously not labeled red) and the fact it isn't specified if Door (Switch) means pick that door Then switch, or switch TO that door. also everyone on earth is picking a door, but the host reveals a goat behind an unpicked door??? is it just that there's a 1 in 4 million chance (assuming everyone picks at the same time, randomly, otherwise all three would be picked do to testing contagions and social biases) that a goat will be shown? or is it that every person is shown a goat, individually, and it is not a group function. Or does everyione have to agree on a door? and does EVERYONE get a car? or just me? seems a bit fair if humanity has to jointly agree death, or one person gets a car. like, yeah, living is its own reward and all. but a few million people would probably feel owed that car too and fight me for it or something. I understand it is a joke. I just.. I just gotta complain, y'know? <3

Having experienced both, I can wholeheartedly say that having oily skin is far preferable to having dry skin. If your skin is too oily, you can literally just grab a paper towel to wipe some of it off your face and experience clarity for like up to 15 minutes. If your skin is too dry, coating it with oils and waxes and lotions and whatever else there is works no better than placebo.

It's not far preferable to have oily skin if you have glasses

i would love to have prescription goggles. if only it possible. attempts at this have proven fruitful, yet far from ideal

new saw movie that’s just john on a therapist’s couch recapping his latest traps, bitterly reflecting on his own legacy and whether his pursuit to make people value what they have is ironically making him lose focus on what he has in his relationship with amanda. and then the therapist says, “uh you know doctor-patient confidentiality doesn’t apply if you’re thinking about hurting someone else, right?” and he has to very quickly throw together a trap for the therapist to cover his own ass.

"what? how could you say that? as ive said before- im not hurting these people. they're choosing to hurt themselves... i've told you the fact people dont understand this upsets me, shannon...."

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

NO

WELP

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,