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it beggars belief that someone would choose to read a book in the “horror” genre, whose literal name promises that it will be full of upsetting, disgusting, frightening—one might even say horrifying—material, and then get mad that the book contains incest or whatever. like holy shit. they are not gonna make it in the real world

*me sitting down to read a horror book* better not be anything horrifying in here

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

I can’t believe that this is still going.

I want someone to make one of these new sterile teen gay romance shows on Netflix but halfway through they pull a Doki Doki Literature Club and it turns into a fucked up fourth wall breaking psychological thriller that deconstructs the heteronormative and middle class ideals of the genre

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

This is the thing!

Don’t do this to me

I moved it to make him feel better but am now realizing that it is probably only confirming his fear that it is alive and real and out to get him specifically

He threw up

Fuck this stupid shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP !!!!!!!!!!!

Not knowing that you have a villain inside you, a hero, and a bystander is a lesson that everyone should learn.

What is the quote from Jingo, by Sir Terry Pratchett, to the effect of "when someone does something terrible, we want it to be one of Them, because if it isn't Them, then it is Us?"

This absolutely. I don't love villains because I approve of their actions. I love villains because on occasion the honest answer to "don't you just want to go ape shitt" is yes.