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Ummm she's literally sensitive :/
For anyone who doesnβt know, we grew up living off of Brian Jacqueβs Redwall series, which we remember most prominently for 1) its depictions of hope in impossible circumstances, and 2) its vivid and enviable descriptions of the food served at feasts. Well, today, 10-15 years after consuming this entire saga, guess what I found at the library.
It has recipes for everything I ever wanted. Strawberry fizz, Blackberry and Apple Cake, classic Redwall scones. And as if thatβs not enough, a note from the author himself:
With all the love in my heart,
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roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways theyβre fucking dead itβs not like youβre enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that
the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

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Tips for Writing Injuries
β§ Broken ribs suck.Β You donβt just βwalk it off.β Breathing hurts. Laughing hurts. Existing hurts. Characters with rib injuries wonβt be doing heroic sprints.
β§ Concussions arenβt instant naps.Β Dazed vision, nausea, dizziness, maybe even personality changes, but theyβre not going to collapse neatly like in the movies.
β§ Blood loss is sneaky.Β Itβs not just about dramatic pools of blood. Itβs dizziness, confusion, and the body getting cold as circulation tanks.
β§ Adrenaline lies.Β Someone can take a serious injury and not feel it until the fightβs over. That βI didnβt realize I was bleeding until laterβ trope? Very real.
β§ Twisted ankles are brutal.Β One bad step and suddenly running is off the table. Even walking hurts like hell. Perfect way to ground a chase scene.
β§ Burns linger.Β Even small burns hurt more than most people expect. Blisters, infection risk, constant pain, itβs not just a cool scar later.
β§ Dislocated shoulders = useless arm.Β Characters canβt keep swinging a sword or firing a gun. Theyβre basically fighting one-armed until itβs fixed.
β§ Shock is a thing.Β Pale skin, trembling, rapid heartbeat, and eventually disorientation. A character might not even realize how bad their wound is.
β§ Stitches arenβt magic.Β Getting sewn up is painful and recovery takes time. Theyβre not instantly battle-ready after a needle and thread.
β§ Scars tell stories.Β Some fade, some donβt. Some stay sensitive forever. Donβt forget the aftermath when the wound becomes part of the character.
βnot every character is bisexualβ well obviously. some of them are lesbian
i think the key difference between george lucasβs star wars and disneyβs star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because thatβs how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation canβt have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when youβre a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you canβt take sides. you canβt decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.
I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and itβs finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.
#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40βs adventure serials#but disney are making a βstar wars filmβ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)
if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
A once-in-a-lifetime shot β the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. π π
Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.
Happy Pride month to the moon

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btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
the reaction image potential...
Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried
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what really fucks me up about watching the truman show in 2025 is how it's not fictional. truman is fictional, but the truman show isn't.
there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.
tbh, i didn't even think about that when i made my post and holy shit you're so fucking right
context (via @mellorocket)
doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay
Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:
And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:
And now Iβm thinking maybe weβre gonna be okayβ¦ π
(Comment compilation from this Twitter)
I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.
"So, boss... I may have messed up."
"What did you do, Ray?"
"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"
"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."
"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."
"Oh."
"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."
"Get the others."
this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.
and important addition
Source: instagram

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Pondering my orbs.
is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
happy pride month to this post specifically