May I Offer You An Egg In These Trying Times?

Person with a mullet wearing a muscle shirt in a garage: You might think these are some normal cowboy boots, they ain’t. These are boot scooters. [Takes wheels out of dusty boots and stomps them on the ground] If you ain’t bootin’…You ain’t scootin’. [wheels away and runs into a fridge]

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Yeah @theshitpostcalligrapher WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN by the NECROBEEMICON??

Why

Trans women are unstoppable because we have access to all the secret esoteric Boy Scout knowledge but are no longer bound by the moral constraints of the Boy Scout Oath.

They told me how to build all those fires and tie all those knots and they never even suspected I was a spy for the enemy

assigned sleepercell at birth

I hate that I fully understand this

Me and my mutuals meeting to assess knifes

Where’s the cat

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have found a Legendary Post