I've Got A Trick Up My Sleeve

It's just very important to me that you know prairie-style gardens exist.

Okay but in the video the dolphins swim upside down like they’re imitating the sloth and it’s real cute.

Have I mentioned how much I love Nick Offerman?

Nick described masculinity as an 'accusation' - "I'm often accused of masculinity. And, you know, I was born looking like this and I sound like this. You know, I did not cultivate [this]. I don't go to the gym. I'm not chasing masculinity. And so it's always seemed a little strange to me as a mincing theater artist to be accused of being manly. I am pretty handy at splitting firewood or changing a tire, but so are the women in my family. And so I use it as an opportunity to encourage people to try and loosen their ideas about genderizing everything. I know ladies that are great woodworkers and I know men that make an amazing quiche and everything across every spectrum in between.” (source) And this is his reaction to "having his man card revoked"

Who’s mad about it 😂 Most Anglican-Catholic discourse I ever see is just like

“Trauma permanently changes us. This is the frightening truth about betrayal. You never really get over it. At best, you grieve and make some kind of peace with it. But a major life disruption leaves a new normal behind. There’s no going back to who you were before.”

pizza night is cancelled on account of the

picked him up and put him on the floor and he jumped right back on

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKES