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hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

fishing is dope you just lie to animals

damn im hungry time to go emotionally manipulate some fish

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

oog tho im literally crying

 according to my French speaking mother Huguette is the feminine form of Hugh, and is pronounced as, you guessed it, Oogette.

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This is how we know cats are sent from heaven

This is how we know that whatever trouble cats cause is deliberate