pees

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

Google has far more than 2 Ls to their name tbh

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

ayyyy wuzzup 😜I'm boutta get ZONKED 🍃outta my mind 🤯 on this new strain they're calling "the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil" 🍑🍎🌳 I'll lyk what goes down 👇

Let's get flattened by mama.

certified chicken post

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

quitting my job to become a lake monster

i could totally take a hexbug in a fight

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[ID: bluesky post from Chat (@/oofadoofa) reading: "birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born /End ID

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know