ur mom

“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

i’m kind of like if a girl did nothing with her life

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

Someday i'll be a wealthy, self possessed cool aunt for now i'm a teenager girl (nearing my 30s)

truly could’ve never guessed the second half of this 5 second video

Unrestrained summer fun

i have no object permanence about myself. if i’m not in anyones eye sight i assume i have ceased to be. finding out people remember i exist, think about me, and even talk about me when i’m not actively in front of them is startling news every time it is brought to my attention

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

i’m really a grown ass woman. like who knew i’d make it this far.

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

pretty sure i could romanticise anything, i am deeply delusional.