HEP

for someone who's still a teenager i go though too many midlife crises

We're just ahead of the game, we're having quarter-life crises

getting our crisis practice in

Iconic

chan gave us permission to call him anything so from now on i will only address him as optimus prime

Sundays are now dedicated to loving Chan ok I don’t make the rules

Had the opportunity and fucking owned it

Imagine your niche skill is ‘my body moves in eldritch and unfathomably terrible ways’ and finding a way to make a successful career out of it

Shoes have tongues, but they can only smell

History Channel went from the respected academic to a crackpot with a tinfoil hat.

For people with speech impediments, some things may actually be easier done than said.

You are the last person to die in your lifetime

The huge spike of serial killers during the 60s and 70s might be a direct result of fathers with PTSD from WWII coming back home and raising these kids.

Dogs mark their territory by leaving their sent. Vacuum cleaners clean pet hair and other dirt from the house, probably damping the dogs sent mark and claiming the territory for its self. Therefore, dogs are scared of vacuum cleaners because vacuum cleaners are the alfa males.