Shit Skz Has Absolutely Said

Felix: *hugs him, cupping Changbin’s face in his hands* it’s good to see you again

Meanwhile....

Seungmin: ah. bog man returns

Chan: cereal in ginger ale

Woojin: kiwi on pizza

Minho: fabric softener

Changbin: pineapples in milk

Hyunjin: styrofoam

Jisung: day old communion wafers. u kno the ones

Felix: shaving cream and biscuits

Seungmin: paper but specifically with ink

Changbin: I’d like to think that I enjoy the qualities that are latent in a person

Minho: why’d you do that

Minho: bro

Chan, in tears: stop calling me bro

Minho: okay,

Changbin: WHAT THE F UCK IS UP KAREN STEP TH E FUCK UP

Seungmin, on a unicycle: KUMBAYAH MY LORD

Felix: who the fuck took my favorite Kermit sock

Chan: yeah Woojin I don’t know but please come to the hospital

Chan: Jisung got a turkey stuck on his head

Jisung: IT WAS LIKE BEING BIRTHED FROM MY MOTHER’S WOMB ALL OVER AGAIN

Stray Kids: OH FUCK GET HELP

Jeongin: guys

Jeongin: it’s only bleeding a little

Chan: bLOOD??!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Felix: dig hole in ground

Felix: sit in hole

Felix: get friend to cover you with dirt

Seungmin: oh no thank you

Woojin, moving closer: would. you like. a hug

Seungmin: please

Woojin, moving even closer: A HUG? A HUG? A H U G

Seungmin, visibly terrified: ok