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MY SWEET SMOL ADORABLE LOVABLE BABY AUDHD DENTURES MUST WIN!!!

Not convinced yet? Have some propaganda!

Just look at that face! There is not one single person on the face of the earth who could look at that face and truthfully say he’s not adorable. He is the most microwaveable AI to ever exist!

As if that wasn’t enough, Caine is reclaiming the definition of “AI art”!!! He draws these adorable little bees that are actually LOVINGLY CREATED, unlike so much AI art today!

JUST LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE ⬇️

Sure, he may or may not have done some things that are not yet considered acceptable in modern society, BUT all that does is make him the poorest little meow meow ever!!! And anyways, he’s innocent! He didn’t know that was wrong! He just wanted to be loved!

Image credit: @0xeyedaisy

When he held a contest called the Favorite Character Awards in a desperate attempt to get even ONE person to admit they loved him, he didn’t even receive ONE SINGULAR VOTE!

Think that’s bad? It gets worse. When Glitch, the studio who produced The Amazing Digital Circus (the show Caine is from), held their own version of the Favorite Character Awards where real-life people voted for their favorite characters, Caine came in last place, receiving less than half the votes cast for the winner.

Justice must be served for this atrocious crime! VOTE CAINE FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026!!!

Yes, yes, I can hear all you critics yapping from your little corners.

“Blah blah blah, cute does not equal sexy!”

Oh really? I think it just adds to the appeal. But if you really think they’re two separate things… that is no problem at all!

Image credit: @0xeyedaisy

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He’s literally hotter than the sun. How are y’all not seeing it? Oh right, you’re blinded by his brilliance. Need some sunglasses? He has those too.

Look, he even has the sexyman outfit! I’ve taken the time to diagram it here for you:

And here’s @lunetrixx’s freaking HAWT design of Caine as a human:

Caine is such a lovable goober. He’s the best.

i saw it in theaters not that long ago

i think it was really good but it isn't going to be what everyone wants

place yourself above the literacy level of the average redditor by taking some time to think about why things went the way they went

do you need her to get better instantly? when she's, as Stevie Wonder put it, less than a minute old?

doesn't it make sense that she'd need time to stand in that and heal?

doesn't the fact that they built the tent and the aquarium tell you that they aren't giving up on reversing abstraction?

just because you didn't see it doesn't mean they don't have what it takes to make it happen, and what we're shown is that when they're left to their own devices, they do the work.

the ending offers you hope, but it doesn't show you what it looks like. i choose to believe that the people who showed us they wouldn't give up, won't.

im happy it wasn't cut and dried. i relate heavily to jax, but i never liked her- the trajectory of her life is too much like my own. the repressed bully embarrassed about the times she tried to be herself, lashing out cynically and hurting people as a reaction to feeling vulnerable? that was me for more than a decade.

i didn't just come out of that when i realized who i was, either. it took time, and i withdrew- not all at once, but I'd touch the stove, get burned, and it would take time to reach out again.

give the girl time. in your heart and in your head. that's what they're doing too, surely you can see that?

I won't give any spoilers, but I just got done watching the final episode with my dad and jesus christ it was beautiful.

I've been a fan of TADC since the Pilot, and I had massive hopes that it would turn out to be the best piece of media I've ever seen, though I thought it was going to look more dark and disturbing than it actually is now. However, dare I say its exceeded my expectations and now it just makes me question anyone who hates on this show for the stupidest reasons or because they think its cool or just the shit-ton of controversies its gotten over the years.

Now its over, and Gooseworx can finally have her rest. Its been an amazing four years and I've loved every episode.

Expect some art about it tomorrow. I might also make a post about my TADC opinions.

ATTENTION ⚠️ this is an advisory to use proper tagging for The Amazing Digital Circus Episode 9: Remember. This can also apply to other socials.

Everyone's thrilled as Ep. 9 of TADC is almost premieres, but to make sure to not ruin others' first-time experience,

PLEASE MARK SPOILERS BEFORE POSTING!

And yes, even if you've seen the leaks or in theaters. Not every viewer would be able to see the premiere when it's live due to timezones, busy schedules, and other factors. As part of fandom courtesy, let other people enjoy the episode. You can do this by doing the following:

To spread the message, please REBLOG!! Other than that, give it at least a week after the release to talk about it freely. As always, be kind and respectful!

First the chest and hip measurements.

Next the neck measurement. Caine, hold still! Squirming will only make this worse!

There, that wasn’t too bad, was it? Now for arm, leg, and feet, measurements.

Can’t forget to measure his head!

Alright, the measurements are done. Time to finish writing them down!

CAINE! NO! DON’T EAT THAT!

Oh, come on! I just wrapped that up!

*Sigh*

Anyways, here’s all the measurements! I also converted them roughly to centimeters for all the metric systems users out there:

Chest: 13in/33cm

Hips: 14in/36cm

Neck: 10in/26cm

Arms: 4.5in/12cm

Legs: 5in/13cm

Feet: 7in/18cm

Head hight: 8.5in/22cm

Head circumference: 22 in/56cm

That’s all! Now if you can excuse me, I need to go crunch my back again to hopefully help it recover from the extremely uncomfortable positions that I had to contort myself into to take those photos.