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that scene in matilda where miss honey finally snaps and yells “because shes a spectacularly wonderful child and i love her!” > all of quentin tarantino’s filmography 

jsyk if we've ever had a positive interaction you can summon me for boss fights

"don't shower in hot water" "don't wash your face in the shower" "don't sleep on the side" "don't rub your eyes" "always wear sunscreen even inside" "don't brush your hair from top to bottom" or what? I'll die?

Two clone siblings, Roger and Roger, who are always together, chose their names to be a joke and are very proud of it

calling myself babe when I'm talking to myself. in a pitying but loving way. like babe you gotta get up. babe why are you doing this. babe you're giving me nothing here

i love you cumin i love you chili powder i love you ginger i lovr you soy sauce i love you garlic

i wish people were kinder to people who speak slowly or stutter. and to people who need time to process what others are saying, or to translate their thoughts and feelings to words. i function at a slower pace than some people have the patience for and im not doing anything wrong. they are by being rude.

people who live in cities with regular public transportation after midnight don’t know how lucky they are

A woman's place is on the battlefield

so you think women should die

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women