âIt was all sort of odd, you know,â Alice says pensively, balancing the teacup on her saucer. Picnics are all well and good until youâre forced to walk all the way back to school with a rapidly cooling wet patch on the front of your skirt.
âThat is, I believe,â Dorothy says, ârather a prerequisite for journeys to other worlds. Of course, I could be wrong.â
Alice sighs heavily. âMust you always be so literal? I didnât mean the going there, or the being there, or even Wonderland itself. It was only that I felt so queer once I got back.â
Dorothy hums thoughtfully, reaching over to scratch at the top of Totoâs head. (Technically, of course, pets arenât allowed at school, but theyâd hardly let something as little as a rule stop them.) âLike everything was somehowâŚless, here?â she says. âThatâs how I felt, sort of.â
âNo,â Alice says, a little surprised. She brushes a stray bit of hair out of her eyes, tucking it back behind her headband and thinking hard. âNot at all, actually. It was like I was somehow more.â
Dorothy reaches over to steal a sip of tea, lifting the cup out of Aliceâs hands and setting it down again after making a face. âThatâs gone cold, you know,â she says. âYou really ought to drink it faster.â
Alice rolls her eyes. âIf I did, I wouldnât have any left for you to take.â
âThatâs true,â Dorothy says easily. âAnyway, isnât it all sort of the same thing?â When Alice frowns at her, she adds, âThe world being less or you being more, I mean. I think you sort of end up in the same place either way.â
âMaybe,â Alice says, taking her own sip ofâstone cold, itâs trueâtea. âBut I think thereâs something to be said for perspective, donât you?â
âProbably,â Dorothy admits. âThough I will say, if one more teacher sits me down to have a gentle talk about glasses being half full or empty, I shall scream.â
âAnd I would support you in that,â Alice says loyally. âI should scream with you, if you wanted me to.â
Dorothy laughs. âOnly if you feel a truly desperate urge,â she says. âAnd I hope you know I would do the same for you.â She sighs. âStill, itâs not my fault if they think I have a bad attitude. I canât help it if Iâm always wondering whether the teachers actually know anything about the things theyâre telling us.â
âWell, itâs not as if you can tell them that youâve been to a country where the man in charge is lying about his qualifications,â Alice says, and giggles. âOnly think of the looks on their faces.â
Dorothy laughs too, but she sobers up quickly when they hear a bell ringing in the distance. âUgh,â she says with feeling. âWeâve History next, and that always makes me feel as if someoneâs stuffed wool between my ears.â
âPerhaps they have,â Alice says, finishing off her tea and packing it away. âCome along, Chester,â she coos, picking up her cat while Dorothy grabs the basket.
âI donât see why you didnât just call him Cheshire,â Dorothy says as they start off back to the school.
Alice shrugs. âI think it would have made me feel sad, knowing that he wasnât,â she says, and Dorothy nods in understanding.
âBy the way,â she says, âIâve been meaning to ask. Have you met the new girl?â
Alice frowns. âYou mean whatâs-her-name? Susan something?â
âPevensie,â Dorothy says eagerly, nodding. âI think we ought to ask her to lunch with us.â
âReally?â Alice says, surprised. âI wouldnât have thought it of her.â
âI canât be sure, of course,â Dorothy says. âBut I got a sort of funny feeling off of her. Sheâs certainly worth a look, at any rate.â
âWell, then,â Alice says, delightedly. âLook we shall.â