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nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week
Happy 30-50 feral hogs day
Happy 30-50 feral hogs day
Assault Rifles are fantastic at dealing with Feral Razorback Hogs
God bless 30-50 feral hogs
The shit post are a ladder to the real post soon trust
you make me stronger
Kris cannot catch a fucking break can they 😂😂

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my deltarune fanart
rancid vibes are off the charts and im LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!!!!!!
do susie and ralsei know how funny they are
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omg you people can do anything
there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him
My dad has started using them regularly in conversations to make the underrepresented emojis feel included, which is very cute in theory, but it means I get texts like:
Anyways this is the only correct way to use emojis have a very 🪔 day
reminds me of this interaction I had with my parents
they were in the same room and apparently when they got my explanation text my dad threw his phone down and said “how the FUCK does she expect me to know that”
you ever just have one of those days where you’re unreasonably angry about having to go to work
Ash canonically having aura powers is one of the funniest things any anime has ever done because he just... doesn't care
Like, for any other anime this would be the moment the plot truly kicks up. You know, having your main character find out that he has superpowers and stuff, plus the whole Jedi stuff. But Ash just straight up doesn't care, it's like having Ben Tennyson find the Omnitrix and be like "that's cool and all but I wanted to be a professional soccer player"
It’s even funnier when you consider the fact that Ash is the strongest aura user ever shown in the anime…
…to the point where a Pokémon that reads aura mistakes him for a long dead aura guardian based on vibes alone. Note that Ash is ten years old and has had no prior training.
Assuming that aura can change with time and effort, just like every other human trait, this means that some random ass child is just as strong as a legendary aura guardian despite barely even knowing what aura is outside of the Pokémon move Aura Sphere.
And that's not even the extent of it. In the rare moments that Ash remembers he's a fucking energybender, he has done the following:
Transferred his power to help Sir Aaron's Lucario heal a dying Mew's symbiotic rock tree. (And by extension, Mew itself.)
Astral project and see through the eyes of Pokémon. (This has happened several times. Just check the Aura page on Bulbapedia.)
Use a keystone to locate its matching mega stone. It's never fully explained why this works outside of "stupid magic bullshit".
See and interact with a dead boy* without even knowing he's dead, to the point where he can fucking project his own senses onto the kid's soul so that he can vicariously pet the fluffy mouse creature. The same thing actually happened in XY.
Telepathically communicate with his Lucario during a battle and discuss what move it should use next.
There's also this fan theory that the strange ripples that sometimes appear around Ash in Pokémon Journeys are aura waves being generated by his excitement, but it's not confirmed and it might just be a stylistic choice.
This isn't even the extent of what aura can do in the anime. It's just the stuff that Ash instinctively knows how to do without training. Please, I implore you, check out the Bulbapedia page on aura right now. This shit's crazy.
It's also shown that the bond phenomenon is linked to aura, but aura isn't outright confirmed to be the catalyst.
If he did decide to get some proper training, he could become the strongest aura user ever. And he’s just fucking around on a Pokémon journey.
*Of course, the whole "speak with the dead" thing could be explained by the fact that Ash has been a ghost possessing his own corpse since Episode 23 of Indigo League, but it's explained in-universe as Ash using aura to help Sunny pet Pikachu, so interpret that how you will.
TLDR: Pokémon lore is batshit insane and Ash Ketchum is a magical zombie Jedi that can see ghosts and he canonically doesn't give a fuck. I love you, Pokémon. Never change.
Note: I was originally going to completely dissect aura and its place in Pokémon lore, but decided against it for the sake of OP's mental health. Will post a full essay on aura and the history of aura when I get around to it.
Reblogging this old thing from my account before I split things up into sideblogs.
Also I did write most of the essay but. I can’t fucking find it.
Also I did write
most of the essay but. I
can’t fucking find it.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
today’s the only day you can reblog this
“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

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my first girlfriend turned into the moon
i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do
angriest I've ever been in my life