I am carrying several diseases.

Why does the Among Us show actually look good?

Also, I’ve only seen the first episode, but why is White weirdly reminiscent of an old fan character I made named Mandrake?

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

Watched the Backrooms movie. Loved it. Thought it was a great exploration of mental illness and the inability to move past bad memories. Hopped on Tumblr. Everyone’s complaining about how the black lead is too angry and mean and scary, and that he shouldn’t have the character flaws that he has, and also they’re all posting thirst traps of the little white boy who was there for 10 minutes before being unceremoniously pulled into a dark room and ripped apart offscreen. I see how it is.

Since this post is getting so popular, it should be known that I didn’t even know the white boy had a fucking name until I opened up Tumblr. I thought he was just one of those nameless horror movie archetypes that exist only to get blended into a fine red paste by the monster.

for all neurotypicals are supposed to be good at reading social cues they sure do love coming up to me in public to have a chat while im wearing headphones and looking at my phone. and when i take off my headphones in case theyre asking for directions or something theyll be like "chucking it down innit" right thanks mate i couldnt tell

and then people will tell me not to wear headphones in public bc it makes me look antisocial i wish it fuckin worked 😭

Why did nobody tell me that Trump shat his pants on live television.