I am carrying several diseases.

Watched the Backrooms movie. Loved it. Thought it was a great exploration of mental illness and the inability to move past bad memories. Hopped on Tumblr. Everyone’s complaining about how the black lead is too angry and mean and scary, and that he shouldn’t have the character flaws that he has, and also they’re all posting thirst traps of the little white boy who was there for 10 minutes before being unceremoniously pulled into a dark room and ripped apart offscreen. I see how it is.

Since this post is getting so popular, it should be known that I didn’t even know the white boy had a fucking name until I opened up Tumblr. I thought he was just one of those nameless horror movie archetypes that exist only to get blended into a fine red paste by the monster.

for all neurotypicals are supposed to be good at reading social cues they sure do love coming up to me in public to have a chat while im wearing headphones and looking at my phone. and when i take off my headphones in case theyre asking for directions or something theyll be like "chucking it down innit" right thanks mate i couldnt tell

and then people will tell me not to wear headphones in public bc it makes me look antisocial i wish it fuckin worked 😭

Why did nobody tell me that Trump shat his pants on live television.

The Silk Road comes in CLUTCH when writing Tang Dynasty cuisine. I am saved. I am free. I'm not crying it's just these damn onions BECAUSE THEY HAD ONIONS THEY HAD THEM THANK YOU SILK ROAD FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART THANK YOUUUUU

I didn't even remember that I posted this and I just came back to find it and was reminded of just how awesome the Silk Road was. Everyone take a moment to say thank you to the Silk Road.

LENTILS. WE HAVE LENTILS.

Also like, they don't just stay in China the whole story. Nepal has spinach. I am taking the boys to Nepal if it is the last thing I do.

Turning this shit into Journey to the Westaurant.