Katie5000's Blog-o-matic!

sandalphon i will not move my 64,562 tokens out of your room. it is not happening. where else am I going to put them? the broom closet? that’s yoda’s room. I can’t put them in the cargo bay, that’s where we store our emotional issues. training room? no, if we don’t give like half our crew shit to hit they’ll eat each other. literally. why are you so thin? have you not been eating your token steaks? well wipe your tears up with some goddamn tokens. you’re welcome. fuck you.

“I hate this fucking family”

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

A selection of Blooper sprites over the years.

when will my blorbos return from the war....

Chrono Trigger - Truce Canyon

i really think this tweet is onto something

I wouldn't even consider that opinion to be that pretentious, tbh.

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

Maybe this is an unpopular opinion that I now hold because I'm old, but there is a lot of stability in tradition that this world badly needs. Obviously you don't want tradition to reach a point where it's strangling, but relying on its stability is what has allowed the rest of us billions to get by - knowing things are going to be consistent from day to day, and that millions of others have done it the same way and had similar experiences as you (so don't worry, you're normal). I guess my point is, don't shit on it so readily.