aquaman who?

ME TOO. Honestly need to think up some stunt or prank to pull on the freshies.

You’re a menace to society and it’s my favourite thing ever.

FREDDY: :(

FELIX: pls be careful :(

FELIX: it stresses me out every time ok

FELIX: like i know you cant die or whatever but what if it has limits

FELIX: or you can only do it a certain number of times

Now you’re starting to sound like my dad. He’s always giving me chunks of advice more suited for an after-school special: ‘Wyatt, always believe in yourself, son! You can do anything you put your mind to! There’s nothing too big that you can’t handle!’ I couldn’t hold back my laughter at that last one ‘cuz I kept associating it with sex. 

That’s great advice though, seriously. Though I guess it applies to sex too, but it’s good life advice!

Thanks, Felix. Can’t wait.

Dude same. I’ve been bored all summer.

You’ve gone beyond polite into the realm of creepy.

Tomorrow. I know you’ll raid our fridge anyway, and I don’t wanna grocery shop for a few days.

Wow, fuck you. 

Don’t say that! My powers are fine. You’re the one who keeps on miscalculating, apparently. The two of you can be such children. You’re lucky I keep you around.

Very lucky. Incredibly blessed. But so are you. I mean have you seen my face? I am beautiful. But I suppose I can solemnly swear to behave around Cal. Unless he starts it. If he starts something I will finish it.

HARLEY: I havent swam since high school

HARLEY: And even then, I was mostly drinking wine coolers in a hot tub.

HARLEY: So I'm not sure you really want me on the swim team 😬

FELIX: so???

FELIX: you have the right spirit!!!

FREDDY: yes

HARLEY: I like swimming, just not the swimwear choices for a dude who's transitioning

HARLEY: But now that I've gotten top surgery I can just wear swim trunks and I'm excited to get back in the water.

FELIX: oh valid

FELIX: hell yeah bro

FELIX: show off ur bangin' bod

Nope. Detecting no hurt here. Now buck up and prove to me I’m wrong. The last time I let you have full responsibility, I had to sleep on the floor because you soaked my mattress with water. Not again, Felix. I’m putting my foot down.

Man, I can’t believe your powers are broken. That’s so sad, we haven’t even started classes yet. Because I’m lit brimming with hurt. It’s seeping out of my pores. That was just a miscalculation, I was definitely only trying to ruin Cal’s mattress. He’s a quick little fucker.

um like a really really really massive burger like one of those with with mac and cheese and onion rings and grilled cheese sandwiches hidden inside. and then like a strawberry milkshake. and like mcdonalds french fries crunchy fresh on the side. the dream is to go out with a heart attack before the executioner gets me, presuming this is That Kind of last meal

FREDDY: eh its not that bad

FELIX: it's kinda freaky

HARLEY: Thanks!

HARLEY: I'll be there on Wednesday.

HARLEY: I haven't been in a pool in a couple years, though.

FELIX: oh no

FELIX: bro no

FELIX: pool is love pool is life

I haven’t yet. I’ll make sure to pass on her whereabouts if I see her. Wait til I’m there too though, I wanna watch.

Thank you, king! I will make sure you have front row seats for the smackdown.

Then we’ll all be in trouble. I don’t know how I’ll manage it all. 

You just gotta like... believe in yourself, dude. Easy peasy.

You have to prove yourself before gaining such responsibility.

I can’t believe you’re insinuating I’m not responsible. Me! My middle name is responsible. I’m hurt June. Can you feel how hurt I am?