dark green is a nice color. underrated

invest in chumcoin

This will never not be hilarious

A guy is drinking a can of Pepsi and he turns to his friend and says dude I’m so coked out right now and the friend thinks “wait he is drinking Pepsi and not coke so he probably did some coke and that is bad” and then says “ DUDE DONT DO COKE U GONNA GET TOO HIGH” and the drinking guy says “actually I pours coke into this Pepsi can to make u think I did coke and freak u out Becuase u care about me so much” and the second guy says “ dam u got me I do care about u” the they hug and reminisce about the past and their friendship

i cant believe you got me to take time out of my day to read this with my own two eyes

i'm literally an artist who doesnt create anything. no i can't explain it to you

sea shells seem like they should be worth money. but they’re actually worth fuck all. this is an example of “economics”

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

i hate it when nothings going on and my ears decide to ring like shut up bro its annoying fucking “eeeeeeeeeeeee” i get it man. i get it

the communist man of pesto