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I’ll be locked in my room reading Letterboxd reviews of the Netflix original movie “The Knight Before Christmas”.

I mean... these are literally just the ones that show up at the top

They’re all like this

It’s just one giant roast

On mystical facetime to friend in his own time period via magic mirror:

him, standing in her closet while she’s out:  Her clothing ... the fabric is of the poorest quality, yet the color and the patterns speak of dyework fine, and she hath more individual pieces than the Queen in all her riches!

friend:  Perplexing.

him:  She hath no servant-

friend:  What, none? None at all!

him:  Not one.

friend:  Then, surely she must be of the lowest peasant class

him:  So I did assume.  And yet, not two days hence, I did espy her eat an orange, placidly as if this were no special treat.

friend:  Still, no servants at all ...

him, brandishing the mirror:  And yet behold!

friend:  *gasp of disbelief and wonder*

him:  Her store of spices.  And all for her own private use, for as I’ve said, she keeps no household!

friend: ... this mystery is beyond my ken.

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

Dip your toes

Into the navy sea

Feel the heartbeat

Of a current set free

Lean your whole weight

On this mould of me

As whales call out

Wherever they may be

So lift your bottle

And swear to the night

In no such war

As enemies, we'll fight

To drive the hazy blight

Shielding the beacon of

Your halo light

From my blinded eyes

Oh, how now

I'll cry to the skies

That those whispers were but

Moonlit lies?

I've been a fool

Drowned in your tides

Merely, to realize

These stars were never

Alive

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Written for @alexprompts. Don't like this very much but I hope it'll do! :D