Much Ado About Fandom

can't believe the plot of leverage is literally 'man gets hired to be a project manager for Crime and then is forcefully adopted by the employees he doesn't want'

you understand that there's nothing wrong with wanting people to pay attention to you, right? it's not intrinsically evil, you are allowed to want to be seen. you can do it in soft and nice and good ways, but you don't even have to. you can just want to be seen.

it ' s me and my passive suicidal ideation against the world

you know it most suck for the Q at large that they're known throughout several galaxies for their most annoying bitch member that everyone hated, famous for being obnoxiously in love with a primative life form. imagine introducing yourself all dramatically as they are wont to and being met with "oh, like [the worst guy you know]?"

This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

love the end of the two towers where gandalf looks into the sunset talking bout "yea frodo had to go it alone it was his destiny and there is no changing it he will be ok 😌✨" and aragorn is like "sam went with him btw" and gandalf is like "oh fuck thank god"

Post that also work from the perspective of the cat.